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cute

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so

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hey this is another episode of ufo

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garage i'm ben and i'm joe and this is

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where we talk about ufos aliens and all

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things weird what's up man how you doing

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today buddy i'm doing good brother good

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to see you good to see you man voice

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good to see them aliens looking at the

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stars in the background

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i know i'm excited i'm glad you're

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feeling better man

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dude thanks thanks uh for those of you

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those listening that don't know i've

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i've had uh cucarona

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for the past 10 days my wife me my wife

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and my little baby girl all had coved

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and we we made it through we pushed

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through

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sorry it's not it's not funny i was like

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yeah yeah

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well we we're all laughing we're having

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it we had a great time sounds like it

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was pretty awesome over there no dude no

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honestly not non-stop partying non-stop

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non-stop partying uh

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uh my immune cells were non-stop

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partying because they weren't working at

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all they were just they were just under

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attack party

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damn

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well yeah i'm glad you're feeling better

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so thanks dude we can have this

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wonderful evening tonight together you

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how is everybody in the chat man

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yeah let's see what's up uh nightmares

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it's only 80 out here right now so i

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want to hear from everybody

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oh yeah

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everybody raise your hand let me get you

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there's like 15 and i can't keep up

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okay you got animals in there

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gary voorhees what's up dude space auto

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what's up man spooky morales wasn't

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um let's see here um

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hey let's go through the facebook stuff

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oh sonny's here uh what's up what's up

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amanda's here too hey yo she said she

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made it

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she says hendrick says hi

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with it with her with uh her

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four-fingered hand

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oh man

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my daughter just slammed her hand in the

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in the dryer right before the show

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so i'm a little sweaty a little worked

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out it worked out worked up

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but uh

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everything worked out all right just a

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little just a little little bump a

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little skin no baby everything works

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everything's there

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got a juice and an ice pack if anything

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i say i say she's winning right now you

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know dude you should have been here

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you should have been here taking care of

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us man we need to juice in ice bags

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dude we should have reached out

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to the squad

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it's like when you got sick in vegas man

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you had a mountain of door of food by

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the door and drinks and everything man

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yeah dude yes free uh

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uh thin lizzie borden man she's such a

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sweetheart uh everybody was so sweet so

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yeah she's a nice lady

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she's a really nice lady

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uh let's see who else is here greg's

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hell yeah greg long time no see dude

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well uh hendrix is on the mend um

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and let's see evelyn what did she do

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today oh dude so she's

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she's like

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like two days away from walking bro i

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swear she's gonna walk this week this

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thank you melissa thank you i appreciate

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it it's getting close

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dude any day now it's just going to be

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she's going to be running dude she's

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you're not going to be able to stop her

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so it's going to be crazy the reason i'm

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saying that is because we had just we

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just said you know hendricks had come up

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on the camera with you saying goodnight

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and then like two seconds later it was

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i know that that's going to happen when

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evelyn is walking dude

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i know i know it

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yes it's crazy because like they want to

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like go everywhere and do everything but

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they're not even good at standing up

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still you know it's like

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yeah you're you're gonna hit your head

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on that you know yeah like most of your

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day is is being concerned about

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their head being hit on something like

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please don't fall please don't fall

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please don't fall off that's gonna hurt

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i've gotten to the point where like

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literally that's going through my head

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constantly is looking for sharp things

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like i'm at that stage now i'm looking

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at like the coffee table

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walmart sells those little corner pads

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they fit on the corners nicely they have

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like a little sticky tape on the back

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and because i did the pool noodle too

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what a fun color to play with oh my god

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i want to pull that off and then as i'm

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pulling it off the corner slam my head

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into the corner because i don't have any

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i thought you say that you were saying

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that you did oh no no no you fell

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a pretty color and then you fell

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smash and then you're like wow

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i put that there to protect and uh it

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really was a trap it was like a it was

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purpose because i knew you were gonna

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like that that pretty green color and

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that's amazing what i'm saying is you

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should paint it to match in with the

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furniture oh so it's not as

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enticing uh that's a great idea

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pool color is the noodle dude

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it's blue it's blue it's blue

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very bright blue bright blue

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uh janet what's up she said missy boys

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need to say uh well she didn't say that

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she said we need to see you boys more

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what's going on we missed you hey we

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missed you jeanette janet can i i like i

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like to say people's names a little

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differently sometimes

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big willie's in the house oh snap dude

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they're rolling in man they're rolling

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in we've doubled the numbers within the

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past minute oh my gosh yes

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this is going to be big it's going to be

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hell yeah dude uh okay so you want to go

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through some some facebook stuff first

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yeah dude let's do it let's see what

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she has been crushing it on the facebook

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oh wait we should we before we start

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should we should we address the uh the

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uh the

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couple the

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the information about the show for those

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of you that are confused about what our

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show is and who is the host of the show

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oh oh yeah um

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hey what's up

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hey ufo garage yeah i'm ben and this and

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i'm joe yeah this is the ufo garage

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podcast

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that's it

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that's the show

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tuesdays and thursdays when we feel like

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it there you go yes at 8 00 p.m cst

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so like in central time it's cool

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because like our show is always kind of

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like a surprise show you're like i'm

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going to get it am i going to get it you

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wait all week

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next time tuesday tuesday nah it's going

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to be a lot more frequent it's just been

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crazy lately man so yeah sorry about the

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infrequency but yeah life has been wild

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yeah it's been crazy dude job new jobs

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new uh well it just literally seems like

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every day there's like a new

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thing and that takes up another

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increment of time

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and uh you know that just builds builds

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up and uh you know just not enough time

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all right let's hop into this

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hey real quick though like just because

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we're on the topic i was wondering like

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the other day because we were like

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talking about time and then like we had

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talked about it on the show like and you

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know how like when you're having fun

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time seems to like speed up and then

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like when you're not slows down

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yeah and like what if you had like what

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if you had the ability to like tap into

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that like what if there was like

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something real behind that

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like yeah like awareness and like but

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perception of time

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that we're living in but then like

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it's only for us because like we die but

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like if time didn't exist like is is

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like what it like it'd be crazy if you

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could tap into that like if you could

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speed up or slow down situations it just

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so happens that like in your everyday

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life things that suck seem to like last

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forever and things that are like really

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cool like go really fast yeah maybe it's

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like because of like your energy and

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like how you like are like engaging with

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those activities and like maybe there's

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something to that like we haven't

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learned but like

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what if you could control that like

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something that sucks like you approach

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it with like an energy that like kind of

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speeds up time yes and then like things

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that like you know are really cool like

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you can like kind of cool yourself down

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a little bit and like slow down time for

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yourself a little bit or like just be

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able to exist in a spot without it

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moving you know yes

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dude there's so i love that so

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uh everything in our brains is a

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chemical i mean let's take time for

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we think of it as a dimension like a

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like the fourth dimension but i don't

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know i'm kind of kind of going back and

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forth like does time only exist

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to uh conscious beings that can

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tell the difference between cause and

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effect from one moment to the next you

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know the uh there's been studies done on

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on multiple different animals saying

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like well they do have consciousness to

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a certain level they just don't really

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experience time the way we do that every

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day is kind of like

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it's not like a self-recognition it's

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like a uh

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outward like

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observing the world kind of

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consciousness yeah and not like

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like every day like to think about this

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way like if your brain worked in a way

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where every single day was your lifetime

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so when you went to sleep

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and when you woke up that was a lifetime

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and then you you went to bed and you

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woke up again it's like hey everybody

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wait you're my mom you're my little

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just like that you look like me

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oh yeah like drew barrymore on 50 first

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dates

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dude yeah you get it yeah

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but like uh so

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maybe uh time in a sense

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is only uh

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we're only sensing time as a dimension

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with what tools we have available to us

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meaning that frontal cortex that cause

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and effect that

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from one moment to the next and knowing

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that we're gonna die

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and and knowing that when we wake up

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from our sleep that we that we have

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memories of the past all in in in the uh

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the

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uh

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sorry

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for uh oh my gosh i'm doing that covert

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branding thing again

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uh self-preservation uh survival there

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we go yes so like all for the

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the point of survival right like oh dude

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i'm just i'm into that i love that

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that's cool

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dude

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yeah yeah i think that would be cool

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it'd be like a cool power like that we

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have that we don't realize we have

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but one of these days we'll figure it

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out

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yeah dude

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and and yeah what if what if we we

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figure out like how to not only control

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time as we experience it but our like

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the chemicals in our brain

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where like you're saying the faster time

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goes or the more excited you are about

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something the faster time goes so like

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what if you could control that with your

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mind and say all right dopamine go

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or you know

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yeah

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like really want to go to the dmv and be

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like dude

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oh i love the dmv bro yeah everybody

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stopping you yeah you're all hanging out

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have a good time like you don't you

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don't really go to the dmv to do that

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you know and on the flip side you know

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you you don't want to you don't want to

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be sitting by the beach you know

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drinking a beer being like

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when is this going to be over you know

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like you don't want to like have those

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feelings towards either one of those

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things like that sucks

335
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going to defeat the whole purpose you

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know

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the whole porpoise

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because you're at the beach porphis yeah

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porpoise

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dolphins you like my jokes dude

341
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i said the joke

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oh [\h__\h]

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definitely definitely for sharks for

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sharks for sharks turtley turley totally

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charlie

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i'm being shellfish

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or jelly either one of those

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damn that was good yeah it's a long the

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long run of

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i do this quite often with uh with yeah

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you know sam ordell and i we

352
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specifically puns about sea life oh my

353
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god yeah damn well dude let's get into

354
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facebook yeah let's let's see what

355
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champ's been up to

356
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all right everybody we're going into

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facebook uh the facebook group ufo

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garage podcast group if you're not a

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part of it come hang out y'all uh this

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is a 12 12 mile long bridge on the moon

361
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12 12 miles o'neil was attacked by

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skeptical scientists

363
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that was until famed britimer h.p

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wilkins confirmed that he too had seen

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the mysterious bridge

366
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later astronomer patrick moore also

367
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reported seeing the structure jesus

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christ i feel like that dude should be

369
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like sitting on a golden pile of money

370
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like

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scrooge mcduck yeah

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who had two one too many happy meals

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jesus also

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why do you need one glass for one eye

375
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like the monocle thing yeah i mean how

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often do you have one eye that's not

377
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good

378
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he's probably maybe somebody poked him

379
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in the eye

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that what

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was until famed british astronomer h.p

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wilkins confirmed that he too that looks

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like

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i mean i don't know that the

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construction had seen the mysterious

386
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bridge like

387
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i bought all these parts from home depot

388
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later astronomer patrick moore all all

389
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right we gotta we gotta we gotta get it

390
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the earth's brother and everything else

391
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a lot of people don't know that

392
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size

393
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so quick all right all right i bet that

394
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video is cool uh let's move on

395
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uh

396
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but like yeah guy like takes down [\h__\h]

397
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like really really uh

398
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really uh speed speedily real fastly

399
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at least you made it here though you

400
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know

401
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so do we do we learned that that there's

402
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an actual bridge

403
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i haven't seen anything about a bridge

404
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oh these oh there's the the legend right

405
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here dude if we ever get it david ike i

406
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mean we could probably just end the

407
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yeah

408
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absolutely we could end the podcast

409
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because we could make that's right

410
00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:12,790
all right well i didn't see a bridge but

411
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hi y'all boots that are legal in the u.s

412
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but banned in other countries due to

413
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health concerns

414
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mountain dew oh my god you don't [\h__\h]

415
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up right there dude hell no

416
00:16:32,069 --> 00:16:29,360
wait

417
00:16:34,310 --> 00:16:32,079
and swiss rolls mountain dew and swiss

418
00:16:37,189 --> 00:16:34,320
rolls that's like however how are you

419
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gonna play video games huh how are you

420
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:39,360
gonna play video games yeah you don't

421
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how you gonna do it

422
00:16:43,509 --> 00:16:42,240
if you don't have swiss rolls in

423
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mountain dew

424
00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:45,360
how you gonna do it

425
00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:47,120
you get nothing done

426
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:48,399
how you gonna be

427
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:51,759
how you gonna play no nothing

428
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:54,320
frost oh come on frosted flakes dude

429
00:16:58,389 --> 00:16:56,560
that's like you know what no that's

430
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un-american

431
00:17:00,470 --> 00:16:59,199
and

432
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flakes

433
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:05,360
look how happy he is about the giant

434
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finally recognition

435
00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:14,959
coffee made coffee creamer

436
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stove top

437
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stuffing because it doesn't exist

438
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remember

439
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:21,679
something doesn't exist

440
00:17:25,909 --> 00:17:23,520
where'd she get that picture of stovetop

441
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stuffing rewind it rewind it this is

442
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:28,400
taking a a much bigger leap there's no

443
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rewind button

444
00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:33,760
i don't see it

445
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:36,559
you saw it i saw it stove top that yeah

446
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:39,520
isn't it isn't it a stouffer's stuff

447
00:17:43,669 --> 00:17:41,600
okay okay

448
00:17:45,830 --> 00:17:43,679
that's how we know that this is a lie

449
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:45,840
everybody can calm down everybody can

450
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:48,320
calm down drink your mountain dews

451
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:51,039
eat your swiss rolls because

452
00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:53,200
stovetop stuffing never existed so we

453
00:17:56,549 --> 00:17:54,559
know she's lying

454
00:17:59,110 --> 00:17:56,559
never existed in the first place never

455
00:18:01,190 --> 00:17:59,120
existed in the first place she's lying

456
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:01,200
liar

457
00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:02,559
oh this guy oh he's making a big

458
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:04,080
snickerdoodle

459
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:19,310
check out this annoying noise i can make

460
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:24,470
[Applause]

461
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:26,789
uh excuse me sir can you could you stop

462
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:27,919
it's like a board there's like a board

463
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:30,480
meeting going on

464
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:32,210
uh

465
00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:34,160
[Music]

466
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:39,909
all right that's [\h__\h] cool okay i

467
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:51,590
excuse me have you heard of cinematics

468
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:53,110
okay

469
00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:56,000
so think about it like

470
00:19:00,310 --> 00:18:58,240
yes it's i think it's cool okay yes it's

471
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:00,320
cool yes frequencies

472
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:03,200
yeah but it's a metal table

473
00:19:07,830 --> 00:19:05,600
it's gonna vibrate and it's gonna equal

474
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:07,840
out if it's a well-made made table

475
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:09,840
that's that's thinly and like you know

476
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:12,080
uh the molecules in the metal are all

477
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:13,840
even and all that it's not you know made

478
00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:15,120
up meteorite where it's like very

479
00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:17,120
inconsistent like if it's a steel or

480
00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:19,280
some kind of metal it's gonna be

481
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pretty even all the way across the board

482
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:23,039
so of course it's gonna vibrate in a

483
00:19:26,230 --> 00:19:25,440
pattern so it's really just the surface

484
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that's

485
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uh the sand kind of comes comes together

486
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with the deepest spots so it's it's not

487
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like describing like entropy or or

488
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:40,400
anything like that are you are you

489
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:43,360
calling this guy a big fat phony

490
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i mean

491
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lara i don't think he's fat

492
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:50,400
you calling this guy a big fat phony

493
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:53,120
that's what you just did no i don't know

494
00:19:57,590 --> 00:19:54,960
this man's credibility hold on hold on

495
00:19:59,510 --> 00:19:57,600
let's play it again let's see

496
00:20:00,630 --> 00:19:59,520
he's wearing a mask i don't call him a

497
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baker

498
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:02,240
look now he's got a bigger one i mean

499
00:20:05,590 --> 00:20:04,000
obviously he's watching it

500
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:05,600
it's actually i mean it's happening it's

501
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like he's not faking it watch watch what

502
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:12,789
i ain't watching you changing

503
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i just yeah i don't see how it's fake

504
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:18,680
i'm not saying that it's like cgi

505
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if anything i'm giving it more validity

506
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of how it's working you know like i'm

507
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not saying that it's

508
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:31,360
it's like not true i'm just saying like

509
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i don't need to explain everything the

510
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lord does ben

511
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all right

512
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hey the lord made snickerdoodles and

513
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let's just keep it at that

514
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you get a lot of a lot of sugar a lot of

515
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cinnamon and then you have a tasty treat

516
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it does make sense it does make sense

517
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but it then isn't that happening on

518
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everything

519
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water so so it depends on the surface

520
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that it's vibrating against to to to to

521
00:21:03,430 --> 00:20:59,840
see it

522
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:03,440
to sense it it needs like vibrations so

523
00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:05,200
if we took the same frequency that's

524
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being created on this table

525
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and we put them side by side on

526
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different materials they would look

527
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different because of the material that

528
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it's on even though it's the same

529
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frequency and same vibration being put

530
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out on i have to think that yes

531
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so then

532
00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:24,320
would it work like that with humans too

533
00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:26,080
even though like we're all human we're

534
00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:28,240
all like a little bit different so like

535
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:30,559
some frequencies bother you and they

536
00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:32,960
don't bother me

537
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:35,039
dude i think you're building a great

538
00:21:38,549 --> 00:21:37,039
case right now

539
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:38,559
so what you're saying is this guy's a

540
00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:39,600
liar

541
00:21:48,549 --> 00:21:46,390
no i like it i like it i think we're on

542
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:48,559
to something i think you're i think you

543
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:50,720
i think we're on something too

544
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:52,240
what if it was

545
00:21:56,310 --> 00:21:54,000
if all just said it's all about the vibe

546
00:22:00,390 --> 00:21:56,320
yes it is i think i agree i mean the

547
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:01,990
so he's a liar

548
00:22:04,149 --> 00:22:03,440
i think

549
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:04,159
it's

550
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:05,600
moving what you're saying is this man is

551
00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:06,890
making this up right now ben

552
00:22:11,510 --> 00:22:09,520
[Laughter]

553
00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:11,520
everything's made up

554
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:14,960
uh including luke skywalker

555
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:18,320
skywalker walker walker

556
00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:20,960
oh dude this is hilarious

557
00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:23,120
nasa warns alien life may not be

558
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[\h__\h]

559
00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:27,360
i don't know who this dude is but this

560
00:22:34,149 --> 00:22:30,400
is like the perfect uh that's a special

561
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:36,630
what's the it's the the pool in the

562
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:38,840
did you wear the burgundy shirt i can't

563
00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:42,240
remember if you're correct that's like

564
00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:47,669
let's get google i think star trek next

565
00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:50,159
generation is the one that he's on oh my

566
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:55,270
uh i'm pretty sure

567
00:23:00,950 --> 00:22:57,840
he was a doctor i think right he's the

568
00:23:03,909 --> 00:23:00,960
doctor guy next generation

569
00:23:07,029 --> 00:23:05,110
catherine

570
00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:07,039
no no maybe it wasn't the doctor maybe

571
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:09,280
he was like the

572
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:10,880
he was like a right-hand man dude he was

573
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:13,180
always on deck you know what i'm saying

574
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:15,840
[Music]

575
00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:19,200
patrick stewart patrick stewart nope

576
00:23:22,149 --> 00:23:20,400
all right

577
00:23:25,190 --> 00:23:22,159
let's let's just say let's just say

578
00:23:27,350 --> 00:23:25,200
you're not a big fat phony

579
00:23:29,270 --> 00:23:27,360
what is this one

580
00:23:33,029 --> 00:23:29,280
a community of purebred pleiadians

581
00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:33,039
discovered living free in argentina what

582
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:34,150
whoa

583
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:35,760
[Music]

584
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:42,390
okay

585
00:23:47,430 --> 00:23:44,470
community of purebred pleiadians

586
00:23:49,029 --> 00:23:47,440
discovered living free in argentina you

587
00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:49,039
mean they're not paying taxes or

588
00:23:53,909 --> 00:23:50,799
anything

589
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:53,919
why would they pick argentina

590
00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:56,320
because you don't have to pay taxes

591
00:24:03,110 --> 00:23:57,360
is

592
00:24:06,230 --> 00:24:03,120
home looks like why aren't people asking

593
00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:07,830
dude i don't know maybe

594
00:24:11,669 --> 00:24:09,600
we need more we need more information on

595
00:24:13,909 --> 00:24:11,679
that one um

596
00:24:15,909 --> 00:24:13,919
we got we got 15 minutes and we we gotta

597
00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:15,919
let's let's hop into outer range dude

598
00:24:18,549 --> 00:24:17,440
okay

599
00:24:22,070 --> 00:24:18,559
uh

600
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:22,080
dude okay i saw this happen this this

601
00:24:26,710 --> 00:24:23,840
cave never before seen by humans have

602
00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:26,720
you seen this nah

603
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:28,640
uh so i don't know if it was just

604
00:24:32,789 --> 00:24:31,440
discovered or was just made public but

605
00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:32,799
this uh

606
00:24:39,669 --> 00:24:36,240
oh you can't see it uh this cave was dis

607
00:24:42,630 --> 00:24:39,679
discovered in china uh china i think

608
00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:42,640
and it looks so sick

609
00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:44,640
maybe a half

610
00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:46,960
there's a whole ecosystem inside of it

611
00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:48,720
dude

612
00:24:51,669 --> 00:24:50,320
um

613
00:24:53,269 --> 00:24:51,679
let's see

614
00:24:55,350 --> 00:24:53,279
i mean how do they how do they know it's

615
00:24:56,549 --> 00:24:55,360
never been seen by humans i would assume

616
00:24:58,390 --> 00:24:56,559
that any human that went in there

617
00:24:59,590 --> 00:24:58,400
probably got lost

618
00:25:01,590 --> 00:24:59,600
it's probably that dude that was making

619
00:25:04,950 --> 00:25:01,600
the sounds on that goddamn bowl dude

620
00:25:08,230 --> 00:25:06,149
there's probably a guy that goes and

621
00:25:09,669 --> 00:25:08,240
hangs out there all the time he doesn't

622
00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:09,679
tell anybody because he won't be you

623
00:25:15,350 --> 00:25:12,000
know he has one on youtube everybody's

624
00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:15,360
gonna go go and hang out

625
00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:16,640
yeah he was just trying to hang out by

626
00:25:22,549 --> 00:25:18,240
himself and now everybody's gonna want

627
00:25:27,510 --> 00:25:23,669
so you definitely don't want to be in

628
00:25:30,549 --> 00:25:28,950
because it gets wet

629
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:30,559
yeah it'll get wet dude you'll get wet

630
00:25:33,669 --> 00:25:32,000
if you go in there

631
00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:33,679
i like i like that they kept the drapes

632
00:25:36,549 --> 00:25:35,520
around you know

633
00:25:38,789 --> 00:25:36,559
we do

634
00:25:42,549 --> 00:25:38,799
like the ma the escaping

635
00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:42,559
the landscaping is is nice

636
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:43,840
that's what

637
00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:48,640
it's very 70s you know it is super 70s

638
00:25:54,390 --> 00:25:51,600
soup or 70s

639
00:25:59,990 --> 00:25:57,350
what

640
00:26:00,870 --> 00:26:00,000
i think the 70s would have been cool

641
00:26:02,470 --> 00:26:00,880
dude

642
00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:02,480
i think we were meant to be born in the

643
00:26:08,070 --> 00:26:04,880
seven dogs

644
00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:08,080
maybe we were meant to be born in 2070.

645
00:26:14,470 --> 00:26:11,120
oh my god we're 70 70. who's to say we

646
00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:14,480
are currently living in 2070 because uh

647
00:26:20,390 --> 00:26:18,000
like we got the time wrong

648
00:26:22,630 --> 00:26:20,400
i stepped i need

649
00:26:26,789 --> 00:26:22,640
oh yeah

650
00:26:30,149 --> 00:26:26,799
and oh my god that's a great catch bro

651
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:30,159
yeah that it's uh

652
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:31,600
for those just listening we're looking

653
00:26:35,669 --> 00:26:33,520
at the video of the dude in the middle

654
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:35,679
of the r of river and what you don't see

655
00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:37,360
is any context so it looks like oh we

656
00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:41,120
can't see it he's just oh my gosh

657
00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:43,120
for those of for everyone that can't see

658
00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:44,480
it

659
00:26:47,909 --> 00:26:46,320
thanks thank you

660
00:26:50,310 --> 00:26:47,919
i was like what are you looking at

661
00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:50,320
huh dig it hey

662
00:26:54,549 --> 00:26:53,520
i'll do my joke again uh yeah okay all

663
00:27:04,470 --> 00:26:54,559
right

664
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:04,480
uh there's one i wanted to get to

665
00:27:09,990 --> 00:27:06,000
and then we'll start talking let's let's

666
00:27:12,070 --> 00:27:10,000
let's hop into outer uh range dude

667
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:12,080
when she says go deeper but you're all

668
00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:13,760
out of ufo stories and conspiracy

669
00:27:18,149 --> 00:27:16,000
theories

670
00:27:20,789 --> 00:27:18,159
yes i want to see the new king of the

671
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:20,799
hill man i think it's going to be cool

672
00:27:24,630 --> 00:27:22,720
well they're all green

673
00:27:26,710 --> 00:27:24,640
yeah dude he's making a new one we're

674
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:26,720
like bobby and them are adults and like

675
00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:29,440
all the parents are like old

676
00:27:34,789 --> 00:27:31,440
no [\h__\h]

677
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:34,799
yeah he's making a new one

678
00:27:37,909 --> 00:27:36,320
oh my god

679
00:27:41,190 --> 00:27:37,919
it should be pretty cool

680
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:41,200
that's awesome yeah dude

681
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:43,039
champ hey we're going over all your

682
00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:45,440
posts what's up man

683
00:27:48,389 --> 00:27:47,600
big willy said we are looking at nothing

684
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:48,399
bad

685
00:27:57,669 --> 00:27:54,070
okay uh let's go back oh wait there was

686
00:28:01,350 --> 00:27:59,669
oh the why i said the entrance was way

687
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:01,360
too big the story of my life talking

688
00:28:11,430 --> 00:28:09,750
what else we got on here there was one

689
00:28:14,470 --> 00:28:11,440
other thing i wanted to oh this dude the

690
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:14,480
lizard guy oh yeah he's creepy yeah he

691
00:28:20,149 --> 00:28:17,840
was talking about getting rid of his leg

692
00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:20,159
jesus oh no it's considered yeah

693
00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:22,720
considering leg amputation at after

694
00:28:26,549 --> 00:28:24,399
having ears lifts and fingers slice off

695
00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:26,559
so what i was wondering is

696
00:28:29,990 --> 00:28:28,720
if he wanted to be full snake

697
00:28:32,230 --> 00:28:30,000
then he would have to get rid of his

698
00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:32,240
arms his hands

699
00:28:36,230 --> 00:28:34,640
his legs

700
00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:36,240
but he wouldn't be a snake he would be

701
00:28:47,430 --> 00:28:38,480
more like a i don't know he'd be like a

702
00:28:52,549 --> 00:28:49,110
what it would be like the black knight

703
00:28:59,110 --> 00:28:54,470
okay i got we got to get a visual for

704
00:29:03,029 --> 00:29:00,389
i was gonna say he's gonna he would look

705
00:29:04,789 --> 00:29:03,039
like a tatinis pizza roll

706
00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:04,799
yeah

707
00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:09,360
all right that's a scary tortillas pizza

708
00:29:18,149 --> 00:29:16,230
you found it god it takes me so long to

709
00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:18,159
do this [\h__\h]

710
00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:20,640
okay why dude why is it taking you so

711
00:29:23,590 --> 00:29:22,240
long

712
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:23,600
oh yeah

713
00:29:26,950 --> 00:29:25,760
oh okay i get it all right

714
00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:26,960
yeah

715
00:29:30,870 --> 00:29:28,559
you haven't seen it enough i've never

716
00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:30,880
seen it i've i've well

717
00:29:35,830 --> 00:29:33,039
i took it once it took you two it took

718
00:29:38,950 --> 00:29:35,840
you too long to get the reference ben

719
00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:40,630
and that was enough

720
00:29:45,269 --> 00:29:43,760
i wasn't sharing was i no you weren't

721
00:29:48,070 --> 00:29:45,279
chad

722
00:29:50,470 --> 00:29:48,080
please be our audio uh video producer

723
00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:50,480
chad smith dude oh god

724
00:29:54,789 --> 00:29:52,240
yeah uh

725
00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:54,799
amanda said like the oblongs remember

726
00:29:59,269 --> 00:29:57,200
that show dude the oblongs

727
00:30:00,549 --> 00:29:59,279
didn't will ferrell play the voice of

728
00:30:02,310 --> 00:30:00,559
the dad

729
00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:02,320
the oblongs

730
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:04,640
yeah

731
00:30:10,470 --> 00:30:08,640
oh my gosh i do remember this show

732
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:10,480
they didn't have no like arms or like

733
00:30:14,149 --> 00:30:11,520
dude

734
00:30:17,510 --> 00:30:16,470
i remember it being funny yeah it was

735
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:17,520
pretty good

736
00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:19,600
i used to like that one and uh home

737
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:23,520
movies that was funny too oh uh so like

738
00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:24,799
adult swim

739
00:30:29,269 --> 00:30:26,720
kind of vibe yeah

740
00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:29,279
that's awesome

741
00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:32,080
uh all right uh what else do we got oh

742
00:30:36,389 --> 00:30:34,000
let me share this gram

743
00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:36,399
i think that was

744
00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:37,440
was that it

745
00:30:40,149 --> 00:30:39,360
was that

746
00:30:43,669 --> 00:30:40,159
oh

747
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:43,679
the or the alien thing the alien thing

748
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:45,520
that's what it was yeah let's just skip

749
00:30:47,909 --> 00:30:46,640
to that

750
00:30:50,230 --> 00:30:47,919
let's do it

751
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:50,240
stewie dude

752
00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:51,760
okay i feel like i've seen this video

753
00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:53,440
before and then when we started

754
00:30:56,870 --> 00:30:55,440
scrolling through it i know i've seen

755
00:30:57,990 --> 00:30:56,880
pictures of it

756
00:31:00,230 --> 00:30:58,000
uh

757
00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:00,240
anybody else ever seen this it's kind of

758
00:31:04,549 --> 00:31:02,480
cool it's crazy that kind of gives us a

759
00:31:06,389 --> 00:31:04,559
little bit of a backstory about this it

760
00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:06,399
could be like a dude who just froze out

761
00:31:10,310 --> 00:31:08,240
there for like a long time

762
00:31:12,149 --> 00:31:10,320
yeah like a dude that ate a bunch of

763
00:31:13,909 --> 00:31:12,159
carrots and he was kind of like

764
00:31:17,430 --> 00:31:13,919
orange a little bit

765
00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:20,149
of eyes sighting of this incident

766
00:31:25,430 --> 00:31:22,320
did not want to release the photos to

767
00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:25,440
the public at the advice of a local ufo

768
00:31:29,190 --> 00:31:27,200
investor i'll see no ears dude and so

769
00:31:32,549 --> 00:31:29,200
yeah no ears man we're basically getting

770
00:31:36,389 --> 00:31:34,230
yeah dude like what if what if like

771
00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:36,399
squirrel's nipple nibbled his ears i

772
00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:38,240
mean squirrels squirrels do nibble they

773
00:31:41,830 --> 00:31:39,919
nibble you know they're not biters

774
00:31:43,509 --> 00:31:41,840
they're nibblers yeah

775
00:31:44,950 --> 00:31:43,519
and like you know they could have

776
00:31:47,350 --> 00:31:44,960
nibbled it down

777
00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:47,360
damn all right yeah because it is

778
00:31:51,029 --> 00:31:48,880
winters you know they're they're they're

779
00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:51,039
looking in the oven right now hungry

780
00:31:55,509 --> 00:31:52,960
yeah they're hungry

781
00:31:57,509 --> 00:31:55,519
well no little nosies down in the

782
00:31:59,750 --> 00:31:57,519
wintertime 70

783
00:32:01,269 --> 00:31:59,760
um canadian squirrels they eat meat

784
00:32:03,909 --> 00:32:01,279
during the winter time

785
00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:03,919
for real yeah what kind of meat like

786
00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:05,519
crazy any kind of meat that they can

787
00:32:09,350 --> 00:32:07,840
find and dave ever told you about the

788
00:32:10,389 --> 00:32:09,360
squirrels in canada

789
00:32:11,669 --> 00:32:10,399
how are you gonna be careful because

790
00:32:14,789 --> 00:32:11,679
like they'll run down the tree and bite

791
00:32:16,149 --> 00:32:14,799
your legs no way yeah they crawl on your

792
00:32:17,430 --> 00:32:16,159
back and stuff people have been known to

793
00:32:19,509 --> 00:32:17,440
like have them like

794
00:32:21,830 --> 00:32:19,519
run up into their jackets and like and

795
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:21,840
like start nibbling their tummies and

796
00:32:26,149 --> 00:32:23,120
stuff dude

797
00:32:28,310 --> 00:32:26,159
yeah they have to get shots

798
00:32:30,870 --> 00:32:28,320
wait squirrels will find their way into

799
00:32:32,389 --> 00:32:30,880
your pants leg and crawl up your

800
00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:32,399
apparatus and

801
00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:34,880
nibble your your navel dude it's cold

802
00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:40,310
damn i didn't know squid worry about

803
00:32:44,789 --> 00:32:42,960
squirrels and cold last year where they

804
00:32:47,029 --> 00:32:44,799
found a moose there was like a moose and

805
00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:47,039
it had like 30 squirrels on it it was

806
00:32:53,269 --> 00:32:50,000
crazy

807
00:32:55,350 --> 00:32:53,279
they housed like half a moose dude oh my

808
00:32:56,950 --> 00:32:55,360
god

809
00:32:58,710 --> 00:32:56,960
i mean i honestly if i was a squirrel

810
00:33:01,269 --> 00:32:58,720
looking for warmth and food i would live

811
00:33:04,470 --> 00:33:01,279
inside of the moose it would make sense

812
00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:04,480
it sounds better than a tree

813
00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:06,960
yeah trees don't feel very

814
00:33:13,269 --> 00:33:11,509
okay uh champ yeah

815
00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:13,279
yeah no i i know

816
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:14,880
i've heard that too

817
00:33:18,950 --> 00:33:16,880
there's a little controversy with with

818
00:33:21,350 --> 00:33:18,960
that with that tyler fella

819
00:33:23,110 --> 00:33:21,360
but uh yeah yeah what are we talking

820
00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:23,120
about who's tyler that's that four on

821
00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:26,720
the from the video yeah

822
00:33:30,950 --> 00:33:29,200
the security in video yeah yeah i mean

823
00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:30,960
he has like two billion [\h__\h]

824
00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:35,990
he's got to be doing something right

825
00:33:40,789 --> 00:33:38,480
didn't he like didn't somebody like

826
00:33:41,909 --> 00:33:40,799
try and shut him down a while back or

827
00:33:43,509 --> 00:33:41,919
something

828
00:33:45,509 --> 00:33:43,519
i feel like i like vaguely remember a

829
00:33:46,389 --> 00:33:45,519
story where he like came on he was like

830
00:33:48,389 --> 00:33:46,399
look

831
00:33:50,789 --> 00:33:48,399
i got approached by some people they're

832
00:33:52,149 --> 00:33:50,799
trying to shut me down and this and that

833
00:33:53,669 --> 00:33:52,159
i can't i don't know i don't remember

834
00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:53,679
what it was but

835
00:33:59,110 --> 00:33:56,240
asking about his car warranty who knows

836
00:34:02,070 --> 00:33:59,120
who knows i have no idea cool video

837
00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:02,080
though uh frozen aliens in canada

838
00:34:07,830 --> 00:34:04,480
uh i'm telling you squirrels are suspect

839
00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:07,840
it could be a tiny person um but inside

840
00:34:11,909 --> 00:34:09,040
squirrel like

841
00:34:13,430 --> 00:34:11,919
like controlling it who knows who knows

842
00:34:15,510 --> 00:34:13,440
dude imagine if every squirrel you've

843
00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:15,520
ever seen like what if we found out like

844
00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:17,839
it's not aliens it's not it's not

845
00:34:23,589 --> 00:34:20,320
paranormal it's all tiny people inside

846
00:34:25,669 --> 00:34:23,599
of small rodents like squirrels

847
00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:25,679
that would be freaky you know it's like

848
00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:28,480
pickle rick inside of a

849
00:34:31,829 --> 00:34:30,079
inside of a squirrel

850
00:34:34,230 --> 00:34:31,839
it's too much

851
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:34,240
honestly i could yeah i couldn't handle

852
00:34:38,389 --> 00:34:36,879
it it's too much i've been thinking like

853
00:34:39,909 --> 00:34:38,399
those chubby guys

854
00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:39,919
they're like cute

855
00:34:46,230 --> 00:34:42,480
squirrels yeah and there's all the whole

856
00:34:49,109 --> 00:34:46,240
time there's a tiny man in there

857
00:34:51,109 --> 00:34:49,119
just fooling all of us fooling me

858
00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:51,119
making me look like a

859
00:34:58,790 --> 00:34:57,270
all right dude so

860
00:35:01,109 --> 00:34:58,800
what is there like do we need to

861
00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:01,119
announce spoiler alerts like i mean

862
00:35:04,150 --> 00:35:02,720
we're talking about this right yeah it

863
00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:04,160
came out in april

864
00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:07,200
yeah uh so everyone see it yeah it's on

865
00:35:11,030 --> 00:35:08,960
the thumbnail if you if you haven't seen

866
00:35:13,109 --> 00:35:11,040
it yeah if you haven't seen out of range

867
00:35:15,349 --> 00:35:13,119
yet then pause it and go check it out

868
00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:15,359
but if you have and you want to hang

869
00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:16,960
around for the discussion then let's do

870
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:23,349
that was cool

871
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:25,760
that was a cool show

872
00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:26,960
the show

873
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:31,599
was pretty cool and and

874
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:32,730
i'm just saying

875
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:36,560
[Music]

876
00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:38,010
yeah sorry

877
00:35:42,150 --> 00:35:40,960
[Laughter]

878
00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:42,160
dude

879
00:35:44,870 --> 00:35:43,040
yeah

880
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:44,880
i'm so glad you mentioned it the other

881
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:46,640
day you were like i just finished this

882
00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:48,560
and i was like oh my god it was one of

883
00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:50,400
those things that kept popping up and a

884
00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:52,000
couple people had mentioned it on on

885
00:35:55,510 --> 00:35:54,560
twitter uh recommending it to us to

886
00:35:58,230 --> 00:35:55,520
watch

887
00:35:59,910 --> 00:35:58,240
and uh i think i gave it a like a couple

888
00:36:02,630 --> 00:35:59,920
of minutes

889
00:36:04,390 --> 00:36:02,640
on the first episode a few nights ago

890
00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:04,400
and i was just too asleepy and i just

891
00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:06,640
didn't finish it so i'm so glad you

892
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:08,400
messaged or you know said something

893
00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:10,320
about it yeah

894
00:36:16,790 --> 00:36:13,520
dude i binged it it was so

895
00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:16,800
goddamn good i know man i know

896
00:36:21,270 --> 00:36:18,800
um i'm ready i'm ready for the new

897
00:36:23,589 --> 00:36:21,280
series to come out it's gonna be good

898
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:23,599
it's gonna be really good so good so

899
00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:25,280
okay what do you think about it let's

900
00:36:29,349 --> 00:36:27,520
let's let's read the uh the wiki

901
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:29,359
wikipedia

902
00:36:34,790 --> 00:36:32,160
premise royal abbott is a wyoming

903
00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:34,800
rancher fight for his land and family

904
00:36:40,069 --> 00:36:37,440
who discovers a mysterious black void in

905
00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:40,079
the pasture following the arrival of

906
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:44,320
autumn huh what a what a mysterious

907
00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:47,760
black void in the pasture oh

908
00:36:52,230 --> 00:36:49,760
following the arrival of autumn a

909
00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:52,240
drifter which uh with a connection to

910
00:36:56,230 --> 00:36:54,560
the to abbott's ranch while the abbott

911
00:36:58,150 --> 00:36:56,240
family copes with the desperate

912
00:37:01,190 --> 00:36:58,160
disappearance of their daughter

913
00:37:02,310 --> 00:37:01,200
daughter-in-law rebecca some call her

914
00:37:04,630 --> 00:37:02,320
becky

915
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:04,640
they are pushed farther to the to the

916
00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:06,400
brink when a rival family of the

917
00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:10,720
tillersons try to take over their land

918
00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:12,160
so dude

919
00:37:14,790 --> 00:37:13,200
first of all

920
00:37:17,990 --> 00:37:14,800
first episode

921
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:18,000
uh homeboy the the dad

922
00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:19,680
uh royal

923
00:37:26,230 --> 00:37:22,880
badass badass name by the way

924
00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:26,240
badass dude i mean come on dude

925
00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:28,800
uh first like first scene i'm like okay

926
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:30,400
i'm watching yellowstone have you seen

927
00:37:35,030 --> 00:37:32,240
yellowstone yeah

928
00:37:36,550 --> 00:37:35,040
i felt immediately like yellowstone

929
00:37:38,069 --> 00:37:36,560
which is a good thing i was like it

930
00:37:40,150 --> 00:37:38,079
doesn't feel like it'll rip off or

931
00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:40,160
anything it just feels like almost

932
00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:42,320
like an extension of that universe

933
00:37:44,790 --> 00:37:43,680
that's how it was explained to me they

934
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:44,800
were like yeah dude it's kind of like a

935
00:37:49,670 --> 00:37:47,760
sci-fi yellow stuff

936
00:37:51,750 --> 00:37:49,680
and then when i saw it i was like ah

937
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:51,760
it's pretty accurate yeah so accurate

938
00:37:56,710 --> 00:37:53,680
but like i love it because i love

939
00:37:58,630 --> 00:37:56,720
yellowstone i'm not caught up but i just

940
00:38:00,150 --> 00:37:58,640
i love that universe so anything to keep

941
00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:00,160
me in that universe i'm like super

942
00:38:03,109 --> 00:38:01,280
stoked about

943
00:38:04,710 --> 00:38:03,119
one thing that i like to oh keep going

944
00:38:05,990 --> 00:38:04,720
sorry oh i'm just saying it has

945
00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:06,000
something to do with it like

946
00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:08,480
paranormal [\h__\h] so oh well then that's

947
00:38:11,270 --> 00:38:09,599
perfect because that was gonna lead me

948
00:38:13,109 --> 00:38:11,280
into my first point what i liked about

949
00:38:15,990 --> 00:38:13,119
this movie is i couldn't really peg it

950
00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:16,000
like yeah it's supernatural but like

951
00:38:19,910 --> 00:38:18,320
would you consider a hole on your

952
00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:19,920
property like is that

953
00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:22,800
like i don't know is that like

954
00:38:26,950 --> 00:38:25,119
i mean it's a phenomena right but like

955
00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:26,960
i i feel like

956
00:38:31,349 --> 00:38:29,520
i feel like one of the things that uh

957
00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:31,359
you know we always classify

958
00:38:36,069 --> 00:38:33,520
strange things just like as the

959
00:38:37,589 --> 00:38:36,079
phenomena but like yeah like when you

960
00:38:39,349 --> 00:38:37,599
break them down

961
00:38:41,190 --> 00:38:39,359
into something different and i feel like

962
00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:41,200
that's kind of why like skinwalker ranch

963
00:38:45,109 --> 00:38:43,040
is so interesting right because we call

964
00:38:47,270 --> 00:38:45,119
it the phenomena but like

965
00:38:49,510 --> 00:38:47,280
yeah there's like wolves giant walls

966
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:49,520
walking around and there's like portals

967
00:38:53,430 --> 00:38:51,440
and then there's like little blue lights

968
00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:53,440
and then like your cabinets open up like

969
00:38:58,870 --> 00:38:56,079
it's all like different things you would

970
00:39:02,150 --> 00:38:58,880
consider to be you know like werewolves

971
00:39:03,750 --> 00:39:02,160
ufos and ghosts you know it's all of

972
00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:03,760
that stuff so like where would you like

973
00:39:07,589 --> 00:39:06,880
classify a giant hole in your property

974
00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:07,599
like

975
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:16,800
dimensional phenomena are we dealing

976
00:39:22,310 --> 00:39:19,760
with some sort of like et technology

977
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:22,320
is this something that like you know

978
00:39:27,270 --> 00:39:25,040
could be used by et's not just like on

979
00:39:29,190 --> 00:39:27,280
earth but like maybe this hole is

980
00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:29,200
something that you can put in a specific

981
00:39:33,589 --> 00:39:32,000
place and manipulate like time and stuff

982
00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:33,599
you know so like maybe they're all over

983
00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:36,160
the galaxy or planets or all kinds of

984
00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:37,280
stuff

985
00:39:42,069 --> 00:39:40,000
dude it's like so i think it i think it

986
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:42,079
fits all of the boxes i think this is

987
00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:43,760
the answer that we've been looking for

988
00:39:49,910 --> 00:39:47,520
it's it's the replacement for swamp gas

989
00:39:52,230 --> 00:39:49,920
we've been talking about this for years

990
00:39:54,790 --> 00:39:52,240
dude after talking about them pioneers

991
00:39:57,910 --> 00:39:54,800
riding the boulders for miles across the

992
00:39:58,950 --> 00:39:57,920
plains it's it's those those lights i

993
00:40:01,670 --> 00:39:58,960
mean there's

994
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:01,680
there's i mean whoever created the show

995
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:03,280
definitely knows about the marvel lights

996
00:40:07,109 --> 00:40:05,680
because there's there's some nods like

997
00:40:08,870 --> 00:40:07,119
off in the distance there's like some

998
00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:08,880
weird lights going on

999
00:40:13,349 --> 00:40:10,640
yeah and yeah

1000
00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:13,359
dude i think it it it's this other

1001
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:16,480
answer to to to to swamp gas it's where

1002
00:40:22,710 --> 00:40:19,680
it's not a an intelligent being

1003
00:40:25,349 --> 00:40:22,720
making something happen or it's not uh

1004
00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:25,359
technology it's like a a natural

1005
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:28,480
phenomenon that happens in like with

1006
00:40:33,190 --> 00:40:30,480
like with the earth like the earth is

1007
00:40:36,069 --> 00:40:33,200
making it happen yeah

1008
00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:36,079
i think it checks all the boxes dude

1009
00:40:39,829 --> 00:40:38,240
this is kind of a tangent right that i'm

1010
00:40:41,510 --> 00:40:39,839
going to go down but like this hole just

1011
00:40:43,829 --> 00:40:41,520
kind of makes me think of it like

1012
00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:43,839
what if like in the future

1013
00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:46,319
you know you kind of figure it out like

1014
00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:49,440
there's a huge catastrophe

1015
00:40:53,430 --> 00:40:51,359
i mean there's a lot of people that like

1016
00:40:56,150 --> 00:40:53,440
don't make it right but you like have

1017
00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:56,160
this technology and this knowledge um

1018
00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:00,870
maybe you find this hole right or like

1019
00:41:04,069 --> 00:41:02,960
maybe maybe you figure out how to make

1020
00:41:06,470 --> 00:41:04,079
this whole

1021
00:41:08,230 --> 00:41:06,480
maybe that's what a time machine is we

1022
00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:08,240
don't know right a time machine has

1023
00:41:12,630 --> 00:41:10,240
never been built so like what if it just

1024
00:41:14,630 --> 00:41:12,640
so happens to have to be like a hole in

1025
00:41:16,630 --> 00:41:14,640
the ground like that's a crazy thought

1026
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:16,640
but like what if like you messed up so

1027
00:41:20,710 --> 00:41:18,720
bad and then you finally figured it out

1028
00:41:22,870 --> 00:41:20,720
that you're able to use this hole and

1029
00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:22,880
you decided that you and your small

1030
00:41:28,950 --> 00:41:26,720
population would go back maybe like

1031
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:28,960
at the beginning of civilization or like

1032
00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:31,760
before humans existed and like do cool

1033
00:41:33,829 --> 00:41:32,560
[\h__\h]

1034
00:41:35,349 --> 00:41:33,839
yeah and then you would come back

1035
00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:35,359
through this hole where only you knew

1036
00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:37,760
where it was to update and see if you

1037
00:41:41,190 --> 00:41:40,000
can save your own future

1038
00:41:42,550 --> 00:41:41,200
you know

1039
00:41:45,349 --> 00:41:42,560
like so

1040
00:41:47,030 --> 00:41:45,359
so so the first thing is is that

1041
00:41:49,589 --> 00:41:47,040
towards the end you start to realize

1042
00:41:52,550 --> 00:41:49,599
that it's this substance it's this

1043
00:41:54,710 --> 00:41:52,560
mineral that that that allows you to

1044
00:41:57,109 --> 00:41:54,720
either have visions of the future or

1045
00:41:58,630 --> 00:41:57,119
past or no it's just of

1046
00:42:01,030 --> 00:41:58,640
the future

1047
00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:01,040
uh so it's this mineral so it occurs

1048
00:42:03,990 --> 00:42:02,960
naturally so nobody made it this whole

1049
00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:04,000
just didn't

1050
00:42:06,950 --> 00:42:04,960
appear

1051
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:06,960
off of somebody's will it just happened

1052
00:42:10,390 --> 00:42:09,520
based on a mineral in the earth

1053
00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:10,400
right

1054
00:42:14,309 --> 00:42:12,000
yeah

1055
00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:14,319
so dude but i love that idea of like

1056
00:42:18,550 --> 00:42:16,800
uh being able to to use these holes and

1057
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:18,560
like figure out little deposits almost

1058
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:21,200
like like a natural resource like oil

1059
00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:23,760
well you may be like maybe this mineral

1060
00:42:28,870 --> 00:42:26,800
came from uh another planet maybe this

1061
00:42:30,390 --> 00:42:28,880
another planet has this mineral and you

1062
00:42:32,710 --> 00:42:30,400
bring it with you

1063
00:42:35,270 --> 00:42:32,720
and you're maybe able to like make more

1064
00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:35,280
of it somehow because you you know it's

1065
00:42:39,430 --> 00:42:37,359
it's inside that rock

1066
00:42:41,510 --> 00:42:39,440
you know yes so

1067
00:42:43,190 --> 00:42:41,520
i don't know well he breaks open that

1068
00:42:44,470 --> 00:42:43,200
rock and then that mineral minerals

1069
00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:44,480
inside of it

1070
00:42:48,710 --> 00:42:46,400
remember the necklace yeah he like

1071
00:42:50,069 --> 00:42:48,720
breaks it open and then homeboy

1072
00:42:51,910 --> 00:42:50,079
uh

1073
00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:51,920
let's see i've got a photo of him

1074
00:42:55,109 --> 00:42:53,200
this dude

1075
00:42:58,390 --> 00:42:55,119
breaks it open and snorts it

1076
00:43:00,069 --> 00:42:58,400
that guy cracked me up like a champion

1077
00:43:03,349 --> 00:43:00,079
he's hilarious

1078
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:03,359
he would just sing he was a singing fool

1079
00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:05,760
i and it was like it was like it was

1080
00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:07,920
funny because like it was so

1081
00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:10,480
inappropriate like it wasn't even bad

1082
00:43:15,589 --> 00:43:12,560
singing it was just at the most

1083
00:43:18,230 --> 00:43:15,599
inappropriate times yeah like this fool

1084
00:43:21,190 --> 00:43:18,240
has kind of a good voice but it's so

1085
00:43:23,910 --> 00:43:21,200
inappropriate that it's like making me

1086
00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:23,920
laugh like it's hilarious you know

1087
00:43:28,790 --> 00:43:26,880
yes oh yeah dude i'm so glad that you

1088
00:43:30,309 --> 00:43:28,800
said that because like it's not that

1089
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:30,319
he's a bad singer because yeah he's

1090
00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:31,920
actually a good singer the the actor

1091
00:43:35,190 --> 00:43:33,920
himself he's he plays in shit's creek i

1092
00:43:37,270 --> 00:43:35,200
believe

1093
00:43:39,270 --> 00:43:37,280
he's a [\h__\h] great singer i think he

1094
00:43:40,550 --> 00:43:39,280
was actually playing it down in this in

1095
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:40,560
this show

1096
00:43:44,630 --> 00:43:42,880
but uh he uh

1097
00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:44,640
oh god i hope i'm right i'm looking

1098
00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:46,400
through the the the

1099
00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:48,640
the casting on on shit's creek but i

1100
00:43:53,349 --> 00:43:50,720
think he's in shit's creek

1101
00:43:55,270 --> 00:43:53,359
anyway yeah the singing just made it

1102
00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:55,280
even more like like a character

1103
00:43:59,270 --> 00:43:57,040
development thing like it's not that

1104
00:44:00,950 --> 00:43:59,280
he's like bad but like the timing of the

1105
00:44:03,109 --> 00:44:00,960
thing yeah

1106
00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:03,119
like it's just there's something wrong

1107
00:44:08,069 --> 00:44:05,119
with this family like that first scene

1108
00:44:11,109 --> 00:44:08,079
where royal goes and and confronts the

1109
00:44:12,470 --> 00:44:11,119
tillerson's like hey

1110
00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:12,480
uh

1111
00:44:20,069 --> 00:44:17,920
avatar on netflix when they were handing

1112
00:44:21,349 --> 00:44:20,079
out them dvds and i'm supposed to return

1113
00:44:23,670 --> 00:44:21,359
them in

1114
00:44:28,069 --> 00:44:23,680
in a timely manner and i'm going to need

1115
00:44:29,349 --> 00:44:28,079
that avatar disc season 2 disc 3 back

1116
00:44:31,589 --> 00:44:29,359
and then he's just singing in the

1117
00:44:32,950 --> 00:44:31,599
background

1118
00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:32,960
he's there for a different reason but

1119
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:35,040
like

1120
00:44:37,990 --> 00:44:36,560
i i didn't really know what to think

1121
00:44:40,390 --> 00:44:38,000
about that i think i just thought the

1122
00:44:42,390 --> 00:44:40,400
sun was crazy and then they

1123
00:44:45,109 --> 00:44:42,400
well not crazy what just

1124
00:44:46,790 --> 00:44:45,119
interesting and then the the dad

1125
00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:46,800
dude i was not expecting that because

1126
00:44:50,550 --> 00:44:48,880
they kind of built it up as the dad is

1127
00:44:52,470 --> 00:44:50,560
is like this kind of

1128
00:44:54,630 --> 00:44:52,480
kind of dick like kind of an [\h__\h]

1129
00:44:56,309 --> 00:44:54,640
businessman yeah

1130
00:44:58,150 --> 00:44:56,319
it was weird dude he played that

1131
00:45:00,470 --> 00:44:58,160
character so good like because he was it

1132
00:45:02,309 --> 00:45:00,480
was strange how like child like that

1133
00:45:04,950 --> 00:45:02,319
fool was too

1134
00:45:06,550 --> 00:45:04,960
he was almost like a little kid you know

1135
00:45:09,910 --> 00:45:06,560
a fool that was singing

1136
00:45:12,069 --> 00:45:09,920
oh oh this oh this other guy yeah yeah

1137
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:12,079
he played like a he was like

1138
00:45:15,109 --> 00:45:13,680
i don't know his mannerisms were just

1139
00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:15,119
like a little like

1140
00:45:19,589 --> 00:45:17,520
he was like an undeveloped child almost

1141
00:45:21,109 --> 00:45:19,599
you know like he just

1142
00:45:24,470 --> 00:45:21,119
like maybe he was like

1143
00:45:27,670 --> 00:45:24,480
six or seven stuck in that that age

1144
00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:27,680
range in his head maybe it was weird

1145
00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:30,240
for sure he played that character pretty

1146
00:45:32,950 --> 00:45:31,200
good

1147
00:45:34,150 --> 00:45:32,960
i think i think you see that a lot i

1148
00:45:36,069 --> 00:45:34,160
mean i

1149
00:45:36,950 --> 00:45:36,079
i've definitely met some dudes that that

1150
00:45:40,870 --> 00:45:36,960
that

1151
00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:40,880
uh you know i don't i don't know them

1152
00:45:44,550 --> 00:45:42,880
personally but like

1153
00:45:47,030 --> 00:45:44,560
uh that

1154
00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:47,040
came from money and they only know one

1155
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:48,400
way of living life and they're kind of

1156
00:45:50,870 --> 00:45:49,760
stuck in that like

1157
00:45:52,470 --> 00:45:50,880
early

1158
00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:52,480
and this is just acquaintances i don't

1159
00:45:55,910 --> 00:45:54,000
know these people yeah like i've

1160
00:45:57,430 --> 00:45:55,920
definitely seen the type before you know

1161
00:45:59,990 --> 00:45:57,440
in austin yeah there's a lot of money in

1162
00:46:01,190 --> 00:46:00,000
austin and stuff you know but like i

1163
00:46:03,190 --> 00:46:01,200
feel like

1164
00:46:04,950 --> 00:46:03,200
this family coming from money it feels

1165
00:46:06,470 --> 00:46:04,960
like the tillersons are what more well

1166
00:46:08,710 --> 00:46:06,480
off than than

1167
00:46:10,069 --> 00:46:08,720
the uh the uh the

1168
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:10,079
abbotts

1169
00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:12,480
and and that's that's that character but

1170
00:46:15,349 --> 00:46:13,440
like

1171
00:46:17,589 --> 00:46:15,359
maybe it's a little bit of that and a

1172
00:46:19,349 --> 00:46:17,599
little bit of maybe your dad's just been

1173
00:46:22,309 --> 00:46:19,359
chasing this

1174
00:46:25,430 --> 00:46:22,319
this uh this dream this this crazy thing

1175
00:46:27,829 --> 00:46:25,440
that happened to him as a kid enzo says

1176
00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:27,839
enzo said funeral karaoke will never

1177
00:46:32,870 --> 00:46:30,319
catch on

1178
00:46:35,589 --> 00:46:32,880
remember he sings at the funeral

1179
00:46:40,790 --> 00:46:38,470
he's like getting into it and [\h__\h] yes

1180
00:46:45,030 --> 00:46:40,800
oh dude

1181
00:46:52,230 --> 00:46:47,030
uh

1182
00:46:54,870 --> 00:46:52,240
element 115. that's a great point could

1183
00:46:56,069 --> 00:46:54,880
be thought about that too

1184
00:46:59,510 --> 00:46:56,079
could

1185
00:47:00,950 --> 00:46:59,520
elephant 115 dude

1186
00:47:02,390 --> 00:47:00,960
oh [\h__\h]

1187
00:47:03,670 --> 00:47:02,400
uh

1188
00:47:04,790 --> 00:47:03,680
dude yeah

1189
00:47:07,510 --> 00:47:04,800
uh

1190
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:07,520
what fascinate like dude like what

1191
00:47:11,349 --> 00:47:09,920
what was crazy about this show is like

1192
00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:11,359
it it

1193
00:47:18,230 --> 00:47:14,560
it kept you going like until the last

1194
00:47:21,270 --> 00:47:18,240
episode like it all just came together

1195
00:47:22,710 --> 00:47:21,280
like it all at once you know you start

1196
00:47:24,390 --> 00:47:22,720
like all the puzzle pieces and

1197
00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:24,400
everything like all at once you were

1198
00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:27,359
like yes oh my god

1199
00:47:30,069 --> 00:47:28,400
well

1200
00:47:30,950 --> 00:47:30,079
like the last episode and a half you

1201
00:47:33,190 --> 00:47:30,960
were like

1202
00:47:35,349 --> 00:47:33,200
wait like it's it's like as soon as you

1203
00:47:37,349 --> 00:47:35,359
start putting the puzzle pieces together

1204
00:47:38,630 --> 00:47:37,359
oh it's the last we got two minutes left

1205
00:47:39,829 --> 00:47:38,640
of the episode are you [\h__\h] kidding

1206
00:47:40,549 --> 00:47:39,839
me

1207
00:47:43,589 --> 00:47:40,559
yeah

1208
00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:43,599
like the uh the disappearance of rebecca

1209
00:47:48,230 --> 00:47:44,480
the

1210
00:47:49,990 --> 00:47:48,240
uh where did uh autumn come from

1211
00:47:52,390 --> 00:47:50,000
where you know like what's the

1212
00:47:54,390 --> 00:47:52,400
significance of the symbol

1213
00:47:56,390 --> 00:47:54,400
uh yeah and i couldn't find any photos

1214
00:47:59,109 --> 00:47:56,400
online of of the this symbol on the

1215
00:47:59,910 --> 00:47:59,119
rocks which is like kind of sideways

1216
00:48:01,829 --> 00:47:59,920
uh

1217
00:48:05,270 --> 00:48:01,839
yeah all of those questions are answered

1218
00:48:09,430 --> 00:48:05,280
in like the final like 10 minutes

1219
00:48:11,829 --> 00:48:09,440
my favorite uh scene in the last

1220
00:48:14,150 --> 00:48:11,839
episode last two episodes

1221
00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:14,160
is when the sheriff the native american

1222
00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:15,200
sheriff

1223
00:48:20,630 --> 00:48:19,040
goes finally goes out to the crazy dude

1224
00:48:22,549 --> 00:48:20,640
dude's house and finally because he's

1225
00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:22,559
been telling her about the hey you

1226
00:48:25,589 --> 00:48:24,079
really should check out my property you

1227
00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:25,599
know lots of people have been talking

1228
00:48:30,549 --> 00:48:27,920
about the mammoths

1229
00:48:32,790 --> 00:48:30,559
the mammoths uh out there just come on

1230
00:48:34,549 --> 00:48:32,800
just check it out he has like a pet

1231
00:48:36,309 --> 00:48:34,559
a pet crow

1232
00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:36,319
and everything like she finally goes out

1233
00:48:40,549 --> 00:48:38,640
there and then she

1234
00:48:42,150 --> 00:48:40,559
i mean correct me if i'm wrong but she

1235
00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:42,160
walks she doesn't walk through a tunnel

1236
00:48:47,510 --> 00:48:44,640
or hole or anything no she just walks up

1237
00:48:51,109 --> 00:48:47,520
like to like this little cliff area yeah

1238
00:48:53,829 --> 00:48:51,119
and then what she sees is just miles of

1239
00:48:56,630 --> 00:48:53,839
open land with with native americans

1240
00:48:59,270 --> 00:48:56,640
with teepees and like wild buffalo which

1241
00:49:01,430 --> 00:48:59,280
haven't been seen for hundreds hundreds

1242
00:49:02,790 --> 00:49:01,440
of years

1243
00:49:05,270 --> 00:49:02,800
i love that scene that was my favorite

1244
00:49:06,390 --> 00:49:05,280
scene yeah yeah that was that was a cool

1245
00:49:09,349 --> 00:49:06,400
one

1246
00:49:11,270 --> 00:49:09,359
the characters were all really good they

1247
00:49:13,109 --> 00:49:11,280
were all really good

1248
00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:13,119
yeah and you know it's crazy because

1249
00:49:22,390 --> 00:49:19,670
i mean yeah spoiler alert all right go

1250
00:49:24,549 --> 00:49:22,400
watch it but like i feel like it's funny

1251
00:49:26,150 --> 00:49:24,559
how like when you finish it you're like

1252
00:49:27,990 --> 00:49:26,160
so the tillerson's

1253
00:49:30,069 --> 00:49:28,000
really had nothing to do with this

1254
00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:30,079
entire thing like they just weren't

1255
00:49:33,990 --> 00:49:32,160
important to the story at all they were

1256
00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:34,000
they were like them like one of the main

1257
00:49:38,230 --> 00:49:36,160
pieces to the whole thing and then when

1258
00:49:39,990 --> 00:49:38,240
you get to the end you're like wow they

1259
00:49:41,829 --> 00:49:40,000
really weren't important to the story

1260
00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:41,839
they don't need to be there at all they

1261
00:49:44,870 --> 00:49:44,000
didn't have to even be there that was so

1262
00:49:45,670 --> 00:49:44,880
good

1263
00:49:47,430 --> 00:49:45,680
yeah

1264
00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:47,440
the way they were able to do that where

1265
00:49:50,549 --> 00:49:49,680
you think that this like conflict is

1266
00:49:52,069 --> 00:49:50,559
like

1267
00:49:53,910 --> 00:49:52,079
damn that's what this show is about

1268
00:49:56,790 --> 00:49:53,920
right and then you get to end and you're

1269
00:49:58,870 --> 00:49:56,800
like they were just filler the entire

1270
00:50:01,829 --> 00:49:58,880
time they were exposition and they were

1271
00:50:04,309 --> 00:50:01,839
they were they uh they were a a uh a

1272
00:50:06,150 --> 00:50:04,319
mountain in in a story where you put a

1273
00:50:08,790 --> 00:50:06,160
mountain in the middle of your hero and

1274
00:50:09,510 --> 00:50:08,800
your destination yeah it was the murder

1275
00:50:12,150 --> 00:50:09,520
at the

1276
00:50:13,030 --> 00:50:12,160
first episode like they made it about

1277
00:50:17,430 --> 00:50:13,040
that

1278
00:50:19,670 --> 00:50:17,440
making me think like [\h__\h] just what

1279
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:19,680
great storytelling it was because

1280
00:50:25,030 --> 00:50:24,240
they made this misdirection and and uh

1281
00:50:27,030 --> 00:50:25,040
uh

1282
00:50:28,630 --> 00:50:27,040
realization or or

1283
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:28,640
call out to

1284
00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:30,079
our human

1285
00:50:33,990 --> 00:50:31,520
problems

1286
00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:34,000
only exist

1287
00:50:38,710 --> 00:50:36,240
with our in our culture i mean yes

1288
00:50:40,390 --> 00:50:38,720
murder is bad yes

1289
00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:40,400
and and yes

1290
00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:42,720
sure don't kill people but like it's

1291
00:50:46,549 --> 00:50:44,400
just it's kind of a call out like hey

1292
00:50:49,270 --> 00:50:46,559
here's this thing going on that only you

1293
00:50:51,030 --> 00:50:49,280
guys are dealing with meanwhile there's

1294
00:50:55,030 --> 00:50:51,040
some

1295
00:50:57,349 --> 00:50:55,040
time altering element uh yeah ripping

1296
00:51:01,190 --> 00:50:57,359
the fabric of space and time that's also

1297
00:51:05,109 --> 00:51:02,950
yeah the interesting stuff is always the

1298
00:51:06,790 --> 00:51:05,119
quiet stuff right oh

1299
00:51:08,710 --> 00:51:06,800
yeah

1300
00:51:10,950 --> 00:51:08,720
uh so okay so what do you what did you

1301
00:51:13,349 --> 00:51:10,960
think about the native american um uh

1302
00:51:15,589 --> 00:51:13,359
connection with with like the the cave

1303
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:15,599
paintings or the the rock paintings did

1304
00:51:18,710 --> 00:51:16,960
it make you think of anything else like

1305
00:51:20,069 --> 00:51:18,720
these these this is not from the show

1306
00:51:25,270 --> 00:51:20,079
this is just like yeah

1307
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:30,390
it was also um

1308
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:32,950
it also wasn't important to the story at

1309
00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:33,760
all

1310
00:51:38,630 --> 00:51:34,480
but

1311
00:51:40,549 --> 00:51:38,640
it does it did play a a part in like oh

1312
00:51:52,950 --> 00:51:40,559
like

1313
00:51:55,270 --> 00:51:52,960
americans probably got all of their

1314
00:51:57,270 --> 00:51:55,280
information and like their wise men and

1315
00:51:59,670 --> 00:51:57,280
stuff like their medicine men you know

1316
00:52:01,750 --> 00:51:59,680
like you know maybe they had access to

1317
00:52:03,990 --> 00:52:01,760
this too and like they knew

1318
00:52:06,150 --> 00:52:04,000
things about the past in the future and

1319
00:52:08,309 --> 00:52:06,160
like maybe you know it wasn't all just

1320
00:52:11,349 --> 00:52:08,319
smoking peyote maybe the elders

1321
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:11,359
experienced this or something you know

1322
00:52:13,349 --> 00:52:12,240
you know

1323
00:52:15,910 --> 00:52:13,359
maybe it has something to do with that

1324
00:52:16,710 --> 00:52:15,920
with the wisdom of the elders

1325
00:52:20,230 --> 00:52:16,720
um

1326
00:52:23,030 --> 00:52:20,240
and because you look at royal right and

1327
00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:23,040
he's very quiet he's very wise he's very

1328
00:52:28,309 --> 00:52:24,400
calculated

1329
00:52:31,270 --> 00:52:28,319
um and he's not uh

1330
00:52:32,470 --> 00:52:31,280
he's not a very flamboyant character

1331
00:52:34,870 --> 00:52:32,480
yeah you know

1332
00:52:36,630 --> 00:52:34,880
he's very contained

1333
00:52:38,549 --> 00:52:36,640
i don't know like he lets it loose a

1334
00:52:39,589 --> 00:52:38,559
couple times he does

1335
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:39,599
he does

1336
00:52:45,990 --> 00:52:43,200
um he he uh he reminds me of just like

1337
00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:46,000
good old texas boys dude i mean we both

1338
00:52:49,910 --> 00:52:48,720
grew up with with the the type the royal

1339
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:49,920
type you know

1340
00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:52,880
yeah if if not you know our own dads but

1341
00:52:58,790 --> 00:52:54,720
like our dad's friends and stuff like i

1342
00:53:00,630 --> 00:52:58,800
know that guy it's so relatable yeah 100

1343
00:53:02,549 --> 00:53:00,640
it keeps it all inside and you protect

1344
00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:02,559
the family at all costs and then just

1345
00:53:09,109 --> 00:53:04,640
[\h__\h] blows up one day you know or

1346
00:53:11,349 --> 00:53:09,119
whatever and you're like holy [\h__\h]

1347
00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:11,359
or you see him like punch a horse in the

1348
00:53:17,349 --> 00:53:13,280
face and knock it down you're like god

1349
00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:18,150
you know

1350
00:53:23,430 --> 00:53:20,000
[\h__\h] dude

1351
00:53:25,910 --> 00:53:23,440
it's a plan it's it's crazy like how

1352
00:53:27,589 --> 00:53:25,920
relatable the show is to to a lot of

1353
00:53:30,470 --> 00:53:27,599
things and how just

1354
00:53:32,630 --> 00:53:30,480
uh out there it is too

1355
00:53:35,510 --> 00:53:32,640
with with like

1356
00:53:36,790 --> 00:53:35,520
uh not only like the paranormal stuff

1357
00:53:40,390 --> 00:53:36,800
but uh

1358
00:53:43,589 --> 00:53:40,400
the the time traveling stuff and then

1359
00:53:44,950 --> 00:53:43,599
uh like the relationship aspect of of

1360
00:53:48,750 --> 00:53:44,960
everything like they they made

1361
00:53:52,309 --> 00:53:48,760
everything work like the romanticist the

1362
00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:52,319
romanticization of of autumn and

1363
00:53:57,349 --> 00:53:54,400
and uh young buck

1364
00:53:59,589 --> 00:53:57,359
uh like they made that believable

1365
00:54:00,630 --> 00:53:59,599
and then it was like okay we already

1366
00:54:02,950 --> 00:54:00,640
kind of knew

1367
00:54:06,150 --> 00:54:02,960
knew that tillerson boy was a little

1368
00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:06,160
crazy and then autumn comes in

1369
00:54:09,190 --> 00:54:07,760
well she came in first she we already

1370
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:09,200
kind of knew she was crazy and knew some

1371
00:54:13,910 --> 00:54:11,760
[\h__\h] she shouldn't know

1372
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:13,920
but they they they made all the

1373
00:54:19,030 --> 00:54:15,760
relationship

1374
00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:19,040
were believable

1375
00:54:25,190 --> 00:54:21,040
yeah it's just crazy like if you take

1376
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:25,200
this this uh story or this this premise

1377
00:54:29,670 --> 00:54:27,440
and put it to some writers like okay now

1378
00:54:31,990 --> 00:54:29,680
make it relatable

1379
00:54:34,069 --> 00:54:32,000
that's hard to do

1380
00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:34,079
you know it did a good job you know it's

1381
00:54:38,549 --> 00:54:36,880
crazy because like the whole time that

1382
00:54:41,589 --> 00:54:38,559
autumn chick is like

1383
00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:41,599
i don't know why i'm here but i know

1384
00:54:47,030 --> 00:54:44,000
like i have a connection for some reason

1385
00:54:48,309 --> 00:54:47,040
to this place you know and then like

1386
00:54:49,349 --> 00:54:48,319
and then you know like when the little

1387
00:54:51,349 --> 00:54:49,359
girl

1388
00:54:52,950 --> 00:54:51,359
and uh

1389
00:54:55,030 --> 00:54:52,960
i think her dad are riding in the truck

1390
00:54:57,270 --> 00:54:55,040
and she's like which we find out that is

1391
00:54:59,750 --> 00:54:57,280
her you're like what's she's like what's

1392
00:55:01,349 --> 00:54:59,760
going on and he's like and he's like uh

1393
00:55:02,630 --> 00:55:01,359
you know or like how come nobody will

1394
00:55:04,150 --> 00:55:02,640
tell me the truth around here he's like

1395
00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:04,160
well sometimes you don't

1396
00:55:08,470 --> 00:55:07,280
tell people you know that you love the

1397
00:55:10,630 --> 00:55:08,480
truth because you don't want to hurt

1398
00:55:13,589 --> 00:55:10,640
them she's like well not telling them

1399
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:13,599
the truth also hurts them too so like

1400
00:55:18,230 --> 00:55:15,280
she didn't know what was going on the

1401
00:55:19,670 --> 00:55:18,240
whole time right and then autumn shows

1402
00:55:21,990 --> 00:55:19,680
up and she's like

1403
00:55:24,309 --> 00:55:22,000
i don't know why i'm attracted to this

1404
00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:24,319
place it's like she never found out what

1405
00:55:28,309 --> 00:55:26,160
the hell is going on

1406
00:55:30,230 --> 00:55:28,319
oh whoa okay

1407
00:55:33,510 --> 00:55:30,240
okay so

1408
00:55:36,789 --> 00:55:33,520
i thought the whole time that she knew

1409
00:55:39,030 --> 00:55:36,799
no she didn't know no

1410
00:55:41,990 --> 00:55:39,040
she doesn't know oh cause right she said

1411
00:55:43,430 --> 00:55:42,000
i can't remember anything past uh before

1412
00:55:45,430 --> 00:55:43,440
the age of nine

1413
00:55:46,829 --> 00:55:45,440
right and that's

1414
00:55:48,710 --> 00:55:46,839
yeah

1415
00:55:51,510 --> 00:55:48,720
[\h__\h] cool

1416
00:55:53,109 --> 00:55:51,520
and then you wonder okay so now autumn

1417
00:55:56,789 --> 00:55:53,119
is here she doesn't know what's going on

1418
00:55:58,870 --> 00:55:56,799
she doesn't remember anything um

1419
00:56:00,789 --> 00:55:58,880
before the age of nine or whatever and

1420
00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:00,799
then you see her mom show up and say

1421
00:56:05,109 --> 00:56:03,119
like i've been running we're in trouble

1422
00:56:06,870 --> 00:56:05,119
and i need you to come with me

1423
00:56:08,069 --> 00:56:06,880
and then she's gone

1424
00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:08,079
and then you're like what the [\h__\h]

1425
00:56:11,829 --> 00:56:09,760
happened to her but then if you're using

1426
00:56:13,510 --> 00:56:11,839
contact clues and now she shows up she's

1427
00:56:15,829 --> 00:56:13,520
like i don't know what happened

1428
00:56:16,950 --> 00:56:15,839
after you know

1429
00:56:19,990 --> 00:56:16,960
nine

1430
00:56:22,870 --> 00:56:20,000
dude okay so

1431
00:56:24,950 --> 00:56:22,880
my plot hole in this whole thing was was

1432
00:56:27,030 --> 00:56:24,960
was a theory about it has to do with a

1433
00:56:27,990 --> 00:56:27,040
theory about time travel where like any

1434
00:56:30,950 --> 00:56:28,000
time you

1435
00:56:33,109 --> 00:56:30,960
travel to a different time quote-unquote

1436
00:56:37,510 --> 00:56:33,119
time you're actually traveling traveling

1437
00:56:45,349 --> 00:56:40,069
a different timeline a timeline thank

1438
00:56:47,829 --> 00:56:45,359
you joe covet brain uh so like two

1439
00:56:49,750 --> 00:56:47,839
consciousnesses and bodies can't exist

1440
00:56:51,109 --> 00:56:49,760
in the same timeline that's the rule of

1441
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:51,119
this this theory

1442
00:56:55,670 --> 00:56:53,920
so in this theory well yours

1443
00:56:56,470 --> 00:56:55,680
what this show is presenting what you

1444
00:56:59,030 --> 00:56:56,480
just

1445
00:57:01,270 --> 00:56:59,040
made clear to me is that she is also

1446
00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:01,280
like her consciousness and body is

1447
00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:04,799
existing in the same time line

1448
00:57:10,069 --> 00:57:07,680
as her previous self so

1449
00:57:12,870 --> 00:57:10,079
instead of creating a paradox it's like

1450
00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:12,880
somehow existing at the same time yeah

1451
00:57:17,829 --> 00:57:15,359
so she doesn't know that she met herself

1452
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:17,839
as a younger child and the younger child

1453
00:57:21,910 --> 00:57:19,680
doesn't realize that that's her as an

1454
00:57:23,670 --> 00:57:21,920
adult

1455
00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:23,680
see because that that's the explanation

1456
00:57:26,549 --> 00:57:25,200
of the paradox where like well if you

1457
00:57:28,470 --> 00:57:26,559
met yourself when you're young you would

1458
00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:28,480
remember it well that just describes

1459
00:57:32,470 --> 00:57:30,720
that yes you were in now

1460
00:57:34,789 --> 00:57:32,480
you're in a different timeline that's

1461
00:57:36,390 --> 00:57:34,799
why you don't remember it but this is

1462
00:57:38,069 --> 00:57:36,400
this is negating that fact it's like

1463
00:57:40,309 --> 00:57:38,079
saying that yes you can exist in the

1464
00:57:41,829 --> 00:57:40,319
same timeline and not remember it and we

1465
00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:41,839
don't know if something happened to her

1466
00:57:46,069 --> 00:57:43,760
after her mom took her right so she may

1467
00:57:48,230 --> 00:57:46,079
have been kidnapped and like something

1468
00:57:50,630 --> 00:57:48,240
happened to where like she had her

1469
00:57:54,230 --> 00:57:50,640
yeah brainwashed or something and now

1470
00:57:55,829 --> 00:57:54,240
she shows up or like escapes or set free

1471
00:57:57,670 --> 00:57:55,839
so that's why i'm excited for the second

1472
00:57:58,950 --> 00:57:57,680
season dude because like we gotta figure

1473
00:58:01,430 --> 00:57:58,960
out like was she part of some like

1474
00:58:03,190 --> 00:58:01,440
secret program now does somebody know

1475
00:58:04,470 --> 00:58:03,200
what the [\h__\h] this is and like we're

1476
00:58:06,309 --> 00:58:04,480
gonna find out that the umbrella

1477
00:58:08,789 --> 00:58:06,319
corporation is behind this the whole

1478
00:58:10,470 --> 00:58:08,799
time we just didn't even know it's ttfa

1479
00:58:13,270 --> 00:58:10,480
dude that's who's behind it

1480
00:58:15,829 --> 00:58:13,280
well then you look at the uh uh the that

1481
00:58:18,150 --> 00:58:15,839
was that company that royal calls and

1482
00:58:21,030 --> 00:58:18,160
she was the mineral company yep

1483
00:58:23,190 --> 00:58:21,040
also a triangle

1484
00:58:24,950 --> 00:58:23,200
the abbot's triangle the i couldn't find

1485
00:58:27,510 --> 00:58:24,960
a photo of it but the the native

1486
00:58:29,109 --> 00:58:27,520
american symbol symbology is basically

1487
00:58:33,990 --> 00:58:29,119
that on its side

1488
00:58:39,910 --> 00:58:36,470
it's not triangles just just saying

1489
00:58:41,270 --> 00:58:39,920
let's try triangles yeah dude

1490
00:58:47,990 --> 00:58:41,280
uh

1491
00:58:49,510 --> 00:58:48,000
about okay what were we talking about

1492
00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:49,520
time travel

1493
00:58:54,789 --> 00:58:50,400
and

1494
00:58:58,390 --> 00:58:54,799
existing the paradox yourself paradox

1495
00:59:00,069 --> 00:58:58,400
oh when royal goes into the hole okay

1496
00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:00,079
spoilers okay if you haven't seen it

1497
00:59:03,670 --> 00:59:01,760
just watch it you guys know you're here

1498
00:59:06,390 --> 00:59:03,680
anyway

1499
00:59:09,030 --> 00:59:06,400
homegirl and like episode 2

1500
00:59:10,870 --> 00:59:09,040
pushes or maybe his episode one pushes

1501
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:10,880
royal into the hole

1502
00:59:15,190 --> 00:59:11,760
yeah

1503
00:59:16,829 --> 00:59:15,200
and she thinks he's gone but

1504
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:16,839
he wakes

1505
00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:20,000
up like perfectly fine

1506
00:59:25,670 --> 00:59:22,480
on his property somewhere else on his

1507
00:59:26,950 --> 00:59:25,680
damn prop in his wrangler jeans no shirt

1508
00:59:28,710 --> 00:59:26,960
on

1509
00:59:31,349 --> 00:59:28,720
and walks into breakfast like nothing

1510
00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:31,359
happened when that happened dude and

1511
00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:33,280
then and the next episode started and

1512
00:59:39,030 --> 00:59:35,920
then i saw him wake up i was like oh

1513
00:59:41,589 --> 00:59:39,040
oh there's a whole new can of worms

1514
00:59:43,910 --> 00:59:41,599
about to open up and they never found

1515
00:59:44,710 --> 00:59:43,920
that belt buckle

1516
00:59:49,430 --> 00:59:44,720
uh

1517
00:59:52,549 --> 00:59:49,440
because remember

1518
00:59:54,789 --> 00:59:52,559
the the blood his thumb print was on the

1519
00:59:57,750 --> 00:59:54,799
belt buckle and it had fallen off after

1520
00:59:59,510 --> 00:59:57,760
the fight okay and so not only does he

1521
01:00:01,910 --> 00:59:59,520
get rid of the body but then he throws

1522
01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:01,920
that belt buckle in separate

1523
01:00:06,950 --> 01:00:04,480
as evidence so they found the body but

1524
01:00:08,950 --> 01:00:06,960
they still haven't found the belt buckle

1525
01:00:10,630 --> 01:00:08,960
so i'm thinking in the second season i

1526
01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:10,640
bet they're gonna find that and they're

1527
01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:12,160
gonna run the prince and they're gonna

1528
01:00:16,789 --> 01:00:15,280
be like you're guilty to the guy who had

1529
01:00:18,390 --> 01:00:16,799
to the brother who had nothing to do

1530
01:00:20,630 --> 01:00:18,400
with it he just fought him he didn't

1531
01:00:23,510 --> 01:00:20,640
like kill him you know and then the one

1532
01:00:25,349 --> 01:00:23,520
that did kill him is is gone

1533
01:00:26,870 --> 01:00:25,359
now because he jumped in the hole so

1534
01:00:28,549 --> 01:00:26,880
they're gonna come for the brother that

1535
01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:28,559
didn't kill him i guarantee you dude

1536
01:00:32,710 --> 01:00:29,760
that's going to happen in the second

1537
01:00:34,950 --> 01:00:32,720
season so do you it's okay well let's

1538
01:00:36,870 --> 01:00:34,960
let's back up because dude there's more

1539
01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:36,880
other i've got more thoughts about that

1540
01:00:40,069 --> 01:00:38,720
because like

1541
01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:40,079
when royal

1542
01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:43,040
goes into the hole he wakes he he

1543
01:00:46,789 --> 01:00:44,880
comes out the other side

1544
01:00:50,390 --> 01:00:46,799
who knows how many years in the future i

1545
01:00:55,430 --> 01:00:50,400
don't know 2 3 10 15. no

1546
01:00:58,230 --> 01:00:55,440
no he went in in 18 in 1890 or 1889 and

1547
01:00:59,349 --> 01:00:58,240
he came out in 1987

1548
01:01:01,349 --> 01:00:59,359
earlier

1549
01:01:03,910 --> 01:01:01,359
1960

1550
01:01:07,190 --> 01:01:03,920
1980 something

1551
01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:07,200
he went in like 1880 and came out 1980

1552
01:01:09,430 --> 01:01:08,240
something

1553
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:09,440
no

1554
01:01:12,870 --> 01:01:10,880
he's nine years old he came out in the

1555
01:01:15,430 --> 01:01:12,880
60s i remember that specifically because

1556
01:01:19,589 --> 01:01:15,440
he was he he went in because he grew up

1557
01:01:21,990 --> 01:01:19,599
in the 1800s and then he dropped in 1860

1558
01:01:23,910 --> 01:01:22,000
something because he checked the age

1559
01:01:24,710 --> 01:01:23,920
right like the age actually makes sense

1560
01:01:29,109 --> 01:01:24,720
for

1561
01:01:32,150 --> 01:01:29,119
but he was already like

1562
01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:32,160
10 when he came out of the hole yes so

1563
01:01:36,470 --> 01:01:33,680
that would make him you know he's like

1564
01:01:37,190 --> 01:01:36,480
like my dad's age she's like you know

1565
01:01:40,950 --> 01:01:37,200
so

1566
01:01:43,430 --> 01:01:40,960
like six likes you know early 70s

1567
01:01:45,109 --> 01:01:43,440
i don't know yeah maybe

1568
01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:45,119
you never can tell how old those guys

1569
01:01:48,870 --> 01:01:47,280
are you know they got leather skin

1570
01:01:51,430 --> 01:01:48,880
yeah and like they're just their hands

1571
01:01:53,430 --> 01:01:51,440
are like elephant feet

1572
01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:53,440
and like their mustaches are all worked

1573
01:01:58,230 --> 01:01:55,760
in and gray and look awesome every

1574
01:02:01,430 --> 01:01:58,240
finger's a thumb yeah every finger is a

1575
01:02:05,510 --> 01:02:03,670
yeah dude

1576
01:02:06,710 --> 01:02:05,520
so uh [\h__\h]

1577
01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:06,720
now i'm thinking about it i think he

1578
01:02:10,549 --> 01:02:08,319
might be right

1579
01:02:14,230 --> 01:02:10,559
and maybe he came out he said you came

1580
01:02:18,829 --> 01:02:17,430
but he he went to he he showed up at the

1581
01:02:21,910 --> 01:02:18,839
uh

1582
01:02:23,430 --> 01:02:21,920
the the ranch

1583
01:02:26,470 --> 01:02:23,440
as a kid

1584
01:02:28,710 --> 01:02:27,510
when he so

1585
01:02:29,589 --> 01:02:28,720
the 80s

1586
01:02:35,430 --> 01:02:29,599
80s

1587
01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:35,440
got a young buck like a 10 20s 50. so if

1588
01:02:39,270 --> 01:02:37,920
he was already 10 when he came out he'd

1589
01:02:42,309 --> 01:02:39,280
be 60

1590
01:02:46,109 --> 01:02:42,319
right now in today's time period so i

1591
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:46,119
think he went in 18 98 and came out in

1592
01:02:51,910 --> 01:02:49,760
1983 i think is what he said

1593
01:02:54,069 --> 01:02:51,920
okay he'd be in his late 50s early 60s

1594
01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:54,079
right now but he showed up to the ranch

1595
01:03:00,069 --> 01:02:57,280
as a as a kiddo though right

1596
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:00,079
he was already kind of so what

1597
01:03:05,109 --> 01:03:02,160
so that would mean that if all right all

1598
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:05,119
right all right let's just get back

1599
01:03:08,870 --> 01:03:06,880
he showed up in the 80s and grew up

1600
01:03:10,470 --> 01:03:08,880
there now he's 60 and he still lives

1601
01:03:12,549 --> 01:03:10,480
there but we're saying that this

1602
01:03:14,789 --> 01:03:12,559
timeline is like current

1603
01:03:16,390 --> 01:03:14,799
yeah it's current timeline if he showed

1604
01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:16,400
up at 10 years old

1605
01:03:20,390 --> 01:03:18,880
in the 80s yeah

1606
01:03:23,510 --> 01:03:20,400
he would be

1607
01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:24,630
i guess

1608
01:03:28,230 --> 01:03:26,480
does he i don't think he looks 40 in the

1609
01:03:30,870 --> 01:03:28,240
film i don't think it looks 40 either

1610
01:03:33,270 --> 01:03:30,880
but like we said i think he showed up in

1611
01:03:35,430 --> 01:03:33,280
the 60s dude that's what i'm saying

1612
01:03:37,109 --> 01:03:35,440
maybe he did maybe he did all right i

1613
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:37,119
don't know okay let's move on let's

1614
01:03:43,270 --> 01:03:39,760
romantics at this point it's romantic

1615
01:03:46,309 --> 01:03:45,270
we spent so much time trying to figure

1616
01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:46,319
that out

1617
01:03:50,710 --> 01:03:48,400
we were like counting and stuff dude

1618
01:03:53,109 --> 01:03:50,720
okay okay so

1619
01:03:55,829 --> 01:03:53,119
when he pops out the other whole uh the

1620
01:03:56,789 --> 01:03:55,839
whole he's like sometime in the future

1621
01:03:59,109 --> 01:03:56,799
yeah

1622
01:04:01,510 --> 01:03:59,119
and there's like military people all

1623
01:04:04,309 --> 01:04:01,520
around them with water guns and water

1624
01:04:07,349 --> 01:04:04,319
balloons ready to go there's a huge nerf

1625
01:04:08,549 --> 01:04:07,359
fight about to happen lots of nets lots

1626
01:04:09,990 --> 01:04:08,559
of just

1627
01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:10,000
everybody's having a good time it's a

1628
01:04:13,990 --> 01:04:11,520
birthday party they're filming an

1629
01:04:17,349 --> 01:04:14,000
episode of wild and crazy kids

1630
01:04:18,390 --> 01:04:17,359
like the gack is everywhere

1631
01:04:20,870 --> 01:04:18,400
where in the

1632
01:04:22,789 --> 01:04:20,880
where are they that's what i want

1633
01:04:25,109 --> 01:04:22,799
that's what i want to figure out is what

1634
01:04:27,990 --> 01:04:25,119
the hell timeline was that that he went

1635
01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:30,470
and what timeline was he in like when he

1636
01:04:36,390 --> 01:04:33,680
was a kid and then he came out right

1637
01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:36,400
yeah because that's why the other guy

1638
01:04:40,630 --> 01:04:38,400
was interested and wanted to take that

1639
01:04:41,910 --> 01:04:40,640
property was because he is the one that

1640
01:04:46,390 --> 01:04:41,920
saw

1641
01:04:49,190 --> 01:04:46,400
uh royal crawl out of that hole yes

1642
01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:49,200
so they were both kids dude i'm telling

1643
01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:51,920
you it was bad he came out of that holly

1644
01:04:55,829 --> 01:04:52,799
all's

1645
01:04:58,470 --> 01:04:55,839
from 1890 shkompkins

1646
01:05:01,750 --> 01:04:58,480
to 1960 something because they were both

1647
01:05:04,870 --> 01:05:01,760
kiddos and they're both old mans now i

1648
01:05:10,309 --> 01:05:06,950
you can't be 10 years old in the 80s and

1649
01:05:12,069 --> 01:05:10,319
be 60 in 2022.

1650
01:05:14,150 --> 01:05:12,079
well i don't know if he was really 10

1651
01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:14,160
years old he could have been uh both of

1652
01:05:18,870 --> 01:05:16,400
the guys can't his looks could be the

1653
01:05:20,870 --> 01:05:18,880
same it could have been 16.

1654
01:05:22,870 --> 01:05:20,880
maybe maybe he just used a lot of

1655
01:05:25,190 --> 01:05:22,880
moisturizer dude

1656
01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:25,200
i would put him at about you know

1657
01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:31,349
okay so um uh so we're talking about the

1658
01:05:34,950 --> 01:05:33,280
timeline difference so the belt buckle

1659
01:05:39,990 --> 01:05:34,960
wherever it shows up i mean it's an

1660
01:05:42,789 --> 01:05:40,000
object human bodies uh royal showed up

1661
01:05:45,349 --> 01:05:42,799
boom enzo there we go

1662
01:05:49,589 --> 01:05:45,359
there is an aid in there though

1663
01:05:55,190 --> 01:05:51,670
you weren't you weren't wrong

1664
01:05:57,109 --> 01:05:55,200
not completely i was just incorrect

1665
01:05:59,349 --> 01:05:57,119
hey you know life's all about being

1666
01:06:01,829 --> 01:05:59,359
incorrect you know dude i don't learn if

1667
01:06:03,349 --> 01:06:01,839
i don't do things wrong yeah that's what

1668
01:06:06,069 --> 01:06:03,359
that's what it's all about

1669
01:06:09,670 --> 01:06:06,079
and that's what you shake it all about

1670
01:06:12,789 --> 01:06:09,680
so okay so the uh [\h__\h] was it

1671
01:06:16,309 --> 01:06:13,910
what are you saying are you clipping

1672
01:06:17,349 --> 01:06:16,319
your toenails right now yeah

1673
01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:17,359
joe

1674
01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:20,240
what i don't know you can hear it

1675
01:06:30,710 --> 01:06:29,190
there's always interesting stuff

1676
01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:30,720
happening over here dude

1677
01:06:41,029 --> 01:06:39,510
oh my god i've actually almost done that

1678
01:06:42,309 --> 01:06:41,039
a couple of times

1679
01:06:44,069 --> 01:06:42,319
so like look down it's like the only

1680
01:06:45,270 --> 01:06:44,079
time i have like time to look at my

1681
01:06:48,309 --> 01:06:45,280
[\h__\h] hands

1682
01:06:50,870 --> 01:06:48,319
is like podcast night and i like

1683
01:06:53,190 --> 01:06:50,880
look at my ragged ass i get it i get it

1684
01:06:55,829 --> 01:06:53,200
i'm not judging

1685
01:07:00,710 --> 01:06:58,309
oh that's not that's never fun

1686
01:07:02,950 --> 01:07:00,720
nah dude i can't sleep with a hang now

1687
01:07:05,029 --> 01:07:02,960
dude

1688
01:07:07,589 --> 01:07:05,039
me either man it's uncomfortable because

1689
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:07,599
you snagging on the sheets man yes

1690
01:07:11,670 --> 01:07:09,760
exactly it's [\h__\h] terrible and then

1691
01:07:13,670 --> 01:07:11,680
you wake up and i hate waking up all

1692
01:07:16,069 --> 01:07:13,680
like oh

1693
01:07:17,349 --> 01:07:16,079
immediately well this sucks or you like

1694
01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:17,359
try to like run your fingers through

1695
01:07:22,470 --> 01:07:19,760
your hair and it like gets caught and oh

1696
01:07:24,789 --> 01:07:22,480
yeah sucks it's terrible dude i don't

1697
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:24,799
like it

1698
01:07:29,510 --> 01:07:26,400
have you ever left one to see how long

1699
01:07:31,430 --> 01:07:29,520
you could leave it no

1700
01:07:34,549 --> 01:07:31,440
yeah i mean no have you no it's not like

1701
01:07:37,510 --> 01:07:35,910
i wonder if there's something like name

1702
01:07:38,549 --> 01:07:37,520
it

1703
01:07:39,670 --> 01:07:38,559
you become

1704
01:07:43,190 --> 01:07:39,680
like

1705
01:07:44,789 --> 01:07:43,200
those uh i wonder if this movie or this

1706
01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:44,799
show was sponsored by uh what's the name

1707
01:07:49,349 --> 01:07:46,240
of those boots

1708
01:07:51,430 --> 01:07:49,359
that nico has uh tony lima

1709
01:07:55,190 --> 01:07:51,440
is that what they are

1710
01:07:56,630 --> 01:07:55,200
tony lima boots tony llamas tony llamas

1711
01:08:01,750 --> 01:07:56,640
wait jake why are you gonna give me a

1712
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:06,390
uh tony llamas

1713
01:08:09,109 --> 01:08:07,349
uh

1714
01:08:11,349 --> 01:08:09,119
they sponsored yellowstone didn't they

1715
01:08:12,950 --> 01:08:11,359
or they were like a a partner that's

1716
01:08:15,109 --> 01:08:12,960
what they wore in yellowstone or some

1717
01:08:18,070 --> 01:08:15,119
[\h__\h] oh no that's cool that's what he

1718
01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:18,080
said that's what he told me that's dope

1719
01:08:21,590 --> 01:08:19,279
this just looks like a marlboro

1720
01:08:25,110 --> 01:08:21,600
commercial right here you know marble

1721
01:08:26,630 --> 01:08:25,120
marble stetson uh uh what's the uh

1722
01:08:32,070 --> 01:08:26,640
carhartt

1723
01:08:35,910 --> 01:08:32,080
league chew they're all chewing big

1724
01:08:37,749 --> 01:08:35,920
league chew big league chew

1725
01:08:41,030 --> 01:08:37,759
or sunflower seeds

1726
01:08:45,030 --> 01:08:43,749
i like a good sunflower seed me too dude

1727
01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:45,040
like pickle flavor have you ever tried

1728
01:08:49,910 --> 01:08:47,199
pickle flavor yeah

1729
01:08:52,149 --> 01:08:49,920
oh yeah but the best hey dude people

1730
01:08:54,550 --> 01:08:52,159
people who aren't living uh who aren't

1731
01:08:56,229 --> 01:08:54,560
from texas i was i

1732
01:08:58,789 --> 01:08:56,239
found out the other day that like a

1733
01:09:01,110 --> 01:08:58,799
movie pickle is like a texas thing or

1734
01:09:02,070 --> 01:09:01,120
it's like a southern thing yeah pickle

1735
01:09:04,149 --> 01:09:02,080
in a bag

1736
01:09:06,870 --> 01:09:04,159
i didn't realize that it's a texas thing

1737
01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:06,880
it's like unheard of anywhere else well

1738
01:09:10,950 --> 01:09:08,719
i was reading the article and when they

1739
01:09:14,789 --> 01:09:10,960
asked like one of the like original uh

1740
01:09:17,910 --> 01:09:14,799
pickle manufacturers down here when uh

1741
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:17,920
when they asked him uh why why pickles

1742
01:09:25,590 --> 01:09:20,850
uh he said because people like him

1743
01:09:29,669 --> 01:09:27,829
he said well what

1744
01:09:31,910 --> 01:09:29,679
they asked him so what made you come up

1745
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:31,920
with the idea of pickles and like

1746
01:09:35,829 --> 01:09:34,080
selling them at movie theaters and his

1747
01:09:37,110 --> 01:09:35,839
response was uh

1748
01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:37,120
well

1749
01:09:40,390 --> 01:09:39,359
you know people like them

1750
01:09:42,470 --> 01:09:40,400
and so

1751
01:09:44,149 --> 01:09:42,480
from from there on out

1752
01:09:47,590 --> 01:09:44,159
pickles have been a staple at movie

1753
01:09:51,349 --> 01:09:49,110
that's like made

1754
01:09:52,709 --> 01:09:51,359
it's like one of my favorite things

1755
01:09:55,189 --> 01:09:52,719
about

1756
01:09:56,950 --> 01:09:55,199
southerners man they just yeah tell me

1757
01:09:58,790 --> 01:09:56,960
like it is man people like them what do

1758
01:10:01,270 --> 01:09:58,800
you want me to say it was like i was

1759
01:10:03,990 --> 01:10:01,280
making pickles people like people like a

1760
01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:04,000
man we just sold a bunch of them man

1761
01:10:08,630 --> 01:10:05,840
i have a pickle store

1762
01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:08,640
i'd sell them literally i i can't sell

1763
01:10:13,030 --> 01:10:11,760
these pickles fast enough

1764
01:10:16,149 --> 01:10:13,040
yeah i did

1765
01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:16,159
oh um oh dude enzo brings up a good

1766
01:10:19,510 --> 01:10:17,280
point he said the one part about the

1767
01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:19,520
show i never understood was the mom

1768
01:10:22,790 --> 01:10:21,760
killing the bear part what was that all

1769
01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:22,800
about

1770
01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:31,350
maybe that bear that was hanging out was

1771
01:10:35,669 --> 01:10:33,920
like a symbol right maybe

1772
01:10:38,709 --> 01:10:35,679
that bear

1773
01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:38,719
yeah like no wait what the baby bear

1774
01:10:43,669 --> 01:10:40,880
that was dead she found the baby dead

1775
01:10:47,990 --> 01:10:45,750
she shot the big bear

1776
01:10:50,470 --> 01:10:48,000
well she found a dead baby bear she took

1777
01:10:53,910 --> 01:10:50,480
him to the cabin first and then sorry

1778
01:10:55,990 --> 01:10:53,920
dude yeah but and then the mama came and

1779
01:10:59,030 --> 01:10:56,000
she shot yes she shot that yeah she was

1780
01:11:00,390 --> 01:10:59,040
looking she was looking for the mama uh

1781
01:11:02,149 --> 01:11:00,400
i don't know there there was something

1782
01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:02,159
weird about that bear and the fact that

1783
01:11:05,189 --> 01:11:03,760
like it didn't

1784
01:11:07,910 --> 01:11:05,199
uh

1785
01:11:09,669 --> 01:11:07,920
did something happen wait a second did

1786
01:11:11,030 --> 01:11:09,679
something happen with a little girl and

1787
01:11:13,030 --> 01:11:11,040
a bear

1788
01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:13,040
in the show i can't remember and is that

1789
01:11:18,550 --> 01:11:15,280
why when the bear approached autumn

1790
01:11:20,870 --> 01:11:18,560
later on it sniffed her and like

1791
01:11:23,510 --> 01:11:20,880
let her live did something happen when

1792
01:11:26,149 --> 01:11:23,520
she was a kid and that was a symbol

1793
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:26,159
to us that like hey they're the same

1794
01:11:28,870 --> 01:11:27,430
person remember

1795
01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:28,880
[Music]

1796
01:11:31,910 --> 01:11:30,800
so there's a scene where the buffalo the

1797
01:11:32,709 --> 01:11:31,920
buffalo

1798
01:11:43,030 --> 01:11:32,719
the

1799
01:11:51,510 --> 01:11:43,040
like

1800
01:11:55,590 --> 01:11:51,520
the

1801
01:11:58,310 --> 01:11:55,600
uh

1802
01:12:00,630 --> 01:11:58,320
i mean you could you could put any name

1803
01:12:02,149 --> 01:12:00,640
you want to this this thing but it seems

1804
01:12:03,830 --> 01:12:02,159
to be a

1805
01:12:04,950 --> 01:12:03,840
a repetitive

1806
01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:04,960
uh

1807
01:12:09,590 --> 01:12:06,840
character where there's a

1808
01:12:12,709 --> 01:12:09,600
representation a a

1809
01:12:15,189 --> 01:12:12,719
a hand holder or or boat driver if you

1810
01:12:16,950 --> 01:12:15,199
will to to the experiencer with within

1811
01:12:18,470 --> 01:12:16,960
stories and and

1812
01:12:21,430 --> 01:12:18,480
this one is

1813
01:12:23,910 --> 01:12:21,440
was the buffalo like it was like somehow

1814
01:12:27,030 --> 01:12:23,920
communicating didn't say words it had

1815
01:12:29,110 --> 01:12:27,040
those two arrows and uh

1816
01:12:32,550 --> 01:12:29,120
is their name amy

1817
01:12:33,830 --> 01:12:32,560
i can't remember amantha amanchutama i

1818
01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:33,840
don't think so i think you're getting

1819
01:12:37,830 --> 01:12:35,199
further away

1820
01:12:40,229 --> 01:12:37,840
okay so she takes an arrow out of its

1821
01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:40,239
side and he goes

1822
01:12:42,870 --> 01:12:41,440
finally

1823
01:12:45,510 --> 01:12:42,880
and just walks off

1824
01:12:47,510 --> 01:12:45,520
but the bear is like

1825
01:12:49,669 --> 01:12:47,520
comes out of nowhere

1826
01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:49,679
the buffalo on the other hand appears

1827
01:12:54,630 --> 01:12:50,960
again

1828
01:12:57,270 --> 01:12:54,640
to uh to royal after that after that

1829
01:13:01,669 --> 01:12:57,280
crazy shooting like the car chase

1830
01:13:03,110 --> 01:13:01,679
shootout which is so sick

1831
01:13:08,870 --> 01:13:03,120
uh

1832
01:13:10,709 --> 01:13:08,880
got an arrow in his side royal takes out

1833
01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:10,719
that second arrow

1834
01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:13,600
i want to know what that means

1835
01:13:17,270 --> 01:13:15,600
but anyway like it's talking about like

1836
01:13:19,990 --> 01:13:17,280
this omen this uh

1837
01:13:21,270 --> 01:13:20,000
oh we said it uh there's like a term for

1838
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:21,280
it uh

1839
01:13:26,470 --> 01:13:23,760
uh a term for it that joe you said it in

1840
01:13:28,709 --> 01:13:26,480
a couple episodes ago it was like a

1841
01:13:31,030 --> 01:13:28,719
a totem or uh

1842
01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:32,550
talking

1843
01:13:36,790 --> 01:13:34,960
something like that dude

1844
01:13:39,590 --> 01:13:36,800
all right it's like a representation

1845
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:39,600
it's like this arbiter of of experience

1846
01:13:43,110 --> 01:13:41,360
i know what you're talking about i know

1847
01:13:46,070 --> 01:13:43,120
you're talking about

1848
01:13:48,149 --> 01:13:46,080
um i did say it yeah okay well because i

1849
01:13:50,149 --> 01:13:48,159
called it a totem pole and that was

1850
01:13:52,550 --> 01:13:50,159
wrong and it was something similar to

1851
01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:52,560
that it was like a tolkien or a token or

1852
01:13:57,669 --> 01:13:54,000
something

1853
01:13:59,430 --> 01:13:57,679
all right jake now you're giving me the

1854
01:14:01,270 --> 01:13:59,440
panic attack i can't think of a [\h__\h]

1855
01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:01,280
name

1856
01:14:04,790 --> 01:14:02,080
uh

1857
01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:04,800
but yeah so the bear the bear though i

1858
01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:06,000
think you're right i think it does have

1859
01:14:10,790 --> 01:14:07,920
some symbology

1860
01:14:14,070 --> 01:14:10,800
um i have to watch it again but dude you

1861
01:14:16,310 --> 01:14:14,080
don't remember so uh the mom is washing

1862
01:14:18,790 --> 01:14:16,320
the dishes looks outside and there's a

1863
01:14:21,110 --> 01:14:18,800
dead baby bear just laying in their yard

1864
01:14:23,430 --> 01:14:21,120
yeah yeah yeah i do remember that now

1865
01:14:25,669 --> 01:14:23,440
okay okay and then she walks up

1866
01:14:28,070 --> 01:14:25,679
and like they don't explain this at all

1867
01:14:30,630 --> 01:14:28,080
she just like has this need to like take

1868
01:14:32,470 --> 01:14:30,640
it to this other shack on the property

1869
01:14:33,669 --> 01:14:32,480
and take you know like take care of it

1870
01:14:37,030 --> 01:14:33,679
she's not like

1871
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:37,040
like burying it she she does dig a hole

1872
01:14:41,030 --> 01:14:39,360
but she like immediately for some weird

1873
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:41,040
reason but she doesn't bury it she takes

1874
01:14:46,229 --> 01:14:43,760
it to this shack instead and like

1875
01:14:48,310 --> 01:14:46,239
like bites herself with the

1876
01:14:50,470 --> 01:14:48,320
with the babies like with the hit with

1877
01:14:51,990 --> 01:14:50,480
the hand yeah yeah so i feel like it's

1878
01:14:53,669 --> 01:14:52,000
it's like a

1879
01:14:55,110 --> 01:14:53,679
representation of her dealing with her

1880
01:14:58,070 --> 01:14:55,120
own sons

1881
01:14:59,030 --> 01:14:58,080
you know it's like it's this this thing

1882
01:15:02,470 --> 01:14:59,040
that

1883
01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:02,480
trying to take care of it and she's

1884
01:15:07,110 --> 01:15:04,560
being wounded too so she's like wounding

1885
01:15:10,229 --> 01:15:07,120
herself with this baby bear yeah she's

1886
01:15:12,149 --> 01:15:10,239
confronting her her own fears by

1887
01:15:14,229 --> 01:15:12,159
shooting this mama bear

1888
01:15:15,910 --> 01:15:14,239
but i think she regrets shooting that

1889
01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:15,920
mama bear i think you see in her eyes

1890
01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:17,520
like she didn't mean to do that it was

1891
01:15:23,270 --> 01:15:20,400
like it was a mistake right yeah

1892
01:15:24,950 --> 01:15:23,280
so uh yeah there's a lot a lot to that i

1893
01:15:27,510 --> 01:15:24,960
think other than pickles you know

1894
01:15:29,669 --> 01:15:27,520
pickles it's pretty it was a pretty uh

1895
01:15:31,189 --> 01:15:29,679
yeah it was a man it was just a really

1896
01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:31,199
cool show

1897
01:15:36,070 --> 01:15:34,239
uh it was shot real nice you know

1898
01:15:41,430 --> 01:15:36,080
the characters were

1899
01:15:47,510 --> 01:15:45,030
the story the storyline was written

1900
01:15:50,950 --> 01:15:47,520
they they wrote a storyline you know

1901
01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:50,960
they did it they did it well

1902
01:15:56,149 --> 01:15:53,600
yeah definitely got crazy

1903
01:15:58,310 --> 01:15:56,159
what are my favorite uh epi uh like

1904
01:15:59,669 --> 01:15:58,320
series that i've seen in a while for

1905
01:16:02,149 --> 01:15:59,679
sure dude

1906
01:16:03,189 --> 01:16:02,159
i'm so glad that you were like i just

1907
01:16:04,229 --> 01:16:03,199
finished

1908
01:16:08,149 --> 01:16:04,239
out of range

1909
01:16:10,310 --> 01:16:08,159
because i was like sick with kovid

1910
01:16:11,990 --> 01:16:10,320
nothing to watch i was i was literally

1911
01:16:14,390 --> 01:16:12,000
about to start watching star trek the

1912
01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:14,400
new the new shows yeah that's already

1913
01:16:20,470 --> 01:16:18,830
it's

1914
01:16:22,550 --> 01:16:20,480
good

1915
01:16:25,110 --> 01:16:22,560
i don't uh i don't i don't have a

1916
01:16:27,510 --> 01:16:25,120
subscription to what is it on paramount

1917
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:27,520
no it's on amazon prime same thing yeah

1918
01:16:30,470 --> 01:16:29,600
but it's through

1919
01:16:32,070 --> 01:16:30,480
um

1920
01:16:32,830 --> 01:16:32,080
oh is it through something else it's

1921
01:16:36,070 --> 01:16:32,840
it's

1922
01:16:38,390 --> 01:16:36,080
through i think i think paramount

1923
01:16:41,590 --> 01:16:38,400
oh okay yeah so like i have to like sign

1924
01:16:43,110 --> 01:16:41,600
up for a free 30-day subscription

1925
01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:43,120
and then it's four thousand dollars a

1926
01:16:49,350 --> 01:16:47,760
day four thousand dollars for paramount

1927
01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:49,360
only has like three things i want to

1928
01:16:53,189 --> 01:16:51,199
watch on it maybe yeah and then

1929
01:16:55,030 --> 01:16:53,199
paramount they paramount they do this

1930
01:16:57,430 --> 01:16:55,040
weird thing when you when you subscribe

1931
01:16:58,229 --> 01:16:57,440
you have to send in your underwear every

1932
01:17:00,390 --> 01:16:58,239
week

1933
01:17:03,510 --> 01:17:00,400
dude yeah i don't even i don't even own

1934
01:17:05,510 --> 01:17:03,520
that many underwear

1935
01:17:07,189 --> 01:17:05,520
like you have to like mail your like

1936
01:17:09,350 --> 01:17:07,199
shitty underwear like they say don't

1937
01:17:13,430 --> 01:17:09,360
wash it

1938
01:17:15,189 --> 01:17:13,440
um because uh what was that movie um

1939
01:17:16,790 --> 01:17:15,199
was it a matt damon movie no it wasn't a

1940
01:17:19,990 --> 01:17:16,800
matt damon movie

1941
01:17:23,669 --> 01:17:20,000
it wasn't looper infinity or the the

1942
01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:23,679
infinities the infinity man infinites

1943
01:17:26,470 --> 01:17:24,960
if uh

1944
01:17:32,709 --> 01:17:26,480
eternals

1945
01:17:34,470 --> 01:17:32,719
about a dude um who uh i guess went

1946
01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:34,480
through time

1947
01:17:38,149 --> 01:17:35,760
cool

1948
01:17:39,110 --> 01:17:38,159
i can't remember it's a newer movie oh

1949
01:17:43,350 --> 01:17:39,120
my god

1950
01:17:46,310 --> 01:17:43,360
we all hopped on i think with like uh

1951
01:17:47,510 --> 01:17:46,320
damn it never mind forget it

1952
01:17:50,950 --> 01:17:47,520
hey

1953
01:17:52,790 --> 01:17:50,960
i get it i i i i feel like i feel like

1954
01:17:55,350 --> 01:17:52,800
i've seen it

1955
01:17:57,030 --> 01:17:55,360
i think it's called eternal or infinite

1956
01:17:59,910 --> 01:17:57,040
never mind

1957
01:18:03,110 --> 01:17:59,920
infinite infinatals

1958
01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:03,120
internals infinite infant journals

1959
01:18:07,270 --> 01:18:05,840
also just know that there are somewhere

1960
01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:07,280
in the world right now just think about

1961
01:18:10,950 --> 01:18:08,400
this dude

1962
01:18:14,870 --> 01:18:10,960
instead of being a human being

1963
01:18:18,310 --> 01:18:14,880
you could be a conscious pickle in a bag

1964
01:18:20,790 --> 01:18:18,320
with the label that says big papa on it

1965
01:18:22,070 --> 01:18:20,800
or hot mama

1966
01:18:23,910 --> 01:18:22,080
you could be

1967
01:18:26,709 --> 01:18:23,920
we should all feel very grateful that we

1968
01:18:27,910 --> 01:18:26,719
are conscious beings and our own meat

1969
01:18:31,270 --> 01:18:27,920
bodies

1970
01:18:32,950 --> 01:18:31,280
having a good time watching

1971
01:18:35,350 --> 01:18:32,960
joe unless you're in canada in the

1972
01:18:39,110 --> 01:18:35,360
winter around a bunch of squirrels

1973
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:39,120
nobody wants that dude nobody wants that

1974
01:18:43,350 --> 01:18:40,960
it's a true story i can't believe that

1975
01:18:45,590 --> 01:18:43,360
dave scott has to fend off

1976
01:18:47,350 --> 01:18:45,600
squirrels on a daily basis he does meat

1977
01:18:48,709 --> 01:18:47,360
squirrels yeah he was telling me he was

1978
01:18:50,709 --> 01:18:48,719
like damn we got these meat squirrels in

1979
01:18:52,390 --> 01:18:50,719
canada

1980
01:18:53,590 --> 01:18:52,400
and i was like what they're after my

1981
01:18:54,790 --> 01:18:53,600
sweet meats

1982
01:18:57,350 --> 01:18:54,800
yeah

1983
01:18:59,910 --> 01:18:57,360
he told me they ate like a moose

1984
01:19:01,910 --> 01:18:59,920
oh my god dude

1985
01:19:04,149 --> 01:19:01,920
if you were if i was a squirrel honestly

1986
01:19:06,470 --> 01:19:04,159
okay let's be real dude

1987
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:06,480
and and i liked sweet meats

1988
01:19:09,830 --> 01:19:07,760
i would i would go in through the

1989
01:19:11,590 --> 01:19:09,840
stomach and eat from the inside out you

1990
01:19:12,950 --> 01:19:11,600
know because they can't just you know

1991
01:19:15,590 --> 01:19:12,960
they can't get you

1992
01:19:18,310 --> 01:19:15,600
you got to eat in and then eat your way

1993
01:19:20,950 --> 01:19:18,320
get to the rib meat and then out out i'd

1994
01:19:23,030 --> 01:19:20,960
probably start at the knee

1995
01:19:25,110 --> 01:19:23,040
you know

1996
01:19:28,950 --> 01:19:25,120
what if the box what if what if it bonks

1997
01:19:34,149 --> 01:19:31,830
it's not my problem i'm just eating it

1998
01:19:35,590 --> 01:19:34,159
i don't care

1999
01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:35,600
probably how it got there in the first

2000
01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:37,360
in the in the first place

2001
01:19:42,709 --> 01:19:39,440
see arden paranormal says i can vouch

2002
01:19:45,510 --> 01:19:42,719
for that i live in canada

2003
01:19:47,669 --> 01:19:45,520
arden paranormal has meat squirrels i

2004
01:19:50,310 --> 01:19:47,679
told you i wasn't lying they're vicious

2005
01:19:52,070 --> 01:19:50,320
predators during the winter

2006
01:19:53,430 --> 01:19:52,080
damn

2007
01:19:56,950 --> 01:19:53,440
you know they're they're the third

2008
01:19:58,470 --> 01:19:56,960
leasing leading cause of of uh of human

2009
01:20:01,910 --> 01:19:58,480
human deaths

2010
01:20:05,030 --> 01:20:01,920
in the in the world squirrels yeah

2011
01:20:06,629 --> 01:20:05,040
first squirrels first is the hippo yeah

2012
01:20:08,070 --> 01:20:06,639
are you serious yeah but they don't

2013
01:20:10,229 --> 01:20:08,080
report them because most of the meat

2014
01:20:11,590 --> 01:20:10,239
squirrel attacks happen in like national

2015
01:20:15,270 --> 01:20:11,600
parks

2016
01:20:16,149 --> 01:20:15,280
okay now that makes more sense

2017
01:20:18,310 --> 01:20:16,159
because

2018
01:20:20,470 --> 01:20:18,320
when you're in a national park they're

2019
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:20,480
they're camouflaged

2020
01:20:23,350 --> 01:20:21,360
yeah

2021
01:20:25,990 --> 01:20:23,360
you can't see them coming you know you

2022
01:20:26,950 --> 01:20:26,000
can you could see an angry meat hungry

2023
01:20:29,030 --> 01:20:26,960
squirrel

2024
01:20:31,189 --> 01:20:29,040
in a concrete jungle

2025
01:20:32,790 --> 01:20:31,199
you're walking by your your local

2026
01:20:34,229 --> 01:20:32,800
chipotle

2027
01:20:36,709 --> 01:20:34,239
you you see

2028
01:20:38,709 --> 01:20:36,719
gray you know they're not they're not

2029
01:20:39,830 --> 01:20:38,719
they're not gray like the like the

2030
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:39,840
sidewalk

2031
01:20:43,990 --> 01:20:42,639
but in the jungle in the sorry in the

2032
01:20:45,990 --> 01:20:44,000
forest

2033
01:20:48,629 --> 01:20:46,000
they look like they look like leaves

2034
01:20:49,990 --> 01:20:48,639
they look like ground look like dirt

2035
01:20:52,629 --> 01:20:50,000
it's even worse when you get around a

2036
01:20:55,030 --> 01:20:52,639
bunch of briar bush

2037
01:20:57,590 --> 01:20:55,040
i like the way you said that

2038
01:20:59,669 --> 01:20:57,600
does moose taste great does it really

2039
01:21:02,070 --> 01:20:59,679
i've always wanted to try it

2040
01:21:04,229 --> 01:21:02,080
it seems like it i i feel like i feel

2041
01:21:05,030 --> 01:21:04,239
like a moose would be kind of like kind

2042
01:21:09,510 --> 01:21:05,040
of

2043
01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:09,520
know i could be completely wrong though

2044
01:21:12,790 --> 01:21:11,120
totally different i don't know is it

2045
01:21:16,310 --> 01:21:12,800
totally different diets i mean they eat

2046
01:21:19,350 --> 01:21:16,320
like grass and berries and [\h__\h] right

2047
01:21:23,110 --> 01:21:19,360
i would i would beg to i would beg to to

2048
01:21:26,550 --> 01:21:23,120
the question um because i know that deer

2049
01:21:28,709 --> 01:21:26,560
uh often if if given the chance can eat

2050
01:21:29,910 --> 01:21:28,719
mice and birds

2051
01:21:31,590 --> 01:21:29,920
so like

2052
01:21:33,030 --> 01:21:31,600
uh yeah there's some nibbling some

2053
01:21:35,110 --> 01:21:33,040
[\h__\h] too aren't they they're knit

2054
01:21:36,470 --> 01:21:35,120
they're nibblers dude

2055
01:21:37,669 --> 01:21:36,480
but

2056
01:21:39,350 --> 01:21:37,679
moose

2057
01:21:40,830 --> 01:21:39,360
how can they they can't be any different

2058
01:21:42,709 --> 01:21:40,840
dude they're

2059
01:21:45,110 --> 01:21:42,719
chompers you know they can eat a

2060
01:21:47,430 --> 01:21:45,120
milestone one gulp dude

2061
01:21:49,110 --> 01:21:47,440
little doesn't stand a chance

2062
01:21:50,390 --> 01:21:49,120
moose is an acquired taste just like

2063
01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:50,400
venison

2064
01:21:55,669 --> 01:21:53,440
uh yeah i could see that i can see that

2065
01:21:58,070 --> 01:21:55,679
is it is it is it real lean or is it

2066
01:22:00,390 --> 01:21:58,080
fatty it depends on where you get your

2067
01:22:01,430 --> 01:22:00,400
venison processed because you can do it

2068
01:22:02,790 --> 01:22:01,440
wrong

2069
01:22:05,110 --> 01:22:02,800
i'll say that

2070
01:22:08,070 --> 01:22:05,120
yeah we had our uh deer

2071
01:22:10,229 --> 01:22:08,080
my first deer a couple years back

2072
01:22:12,950 --> 01:22:10,239
uh processed at uh well i won't say the

2073
01:22:15,510 --> 01:22:12,960
place but it was in austin

2074
01:22:16,629 --> 01:22:15,520
and it was super gamey which i like

2075
01:22:19,830 --> 01:22:16,639
gaming

2076
01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:19,840
uh and then i we uh we got this new dear

2077
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:22,239
lease you know luke's dear lease

2078
01:22:25,110 --> 01:22:23,120
and

2079
01:22:27,350 --> 01:22:25,120
found a different processor

2080
01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:27,360
and he just tr i don't know what he does

2081
01:22:31,590 --> 01:22:29,520
but there's no gaminess

2082
01:22:33,110 --> 01:22:31,600
it tastes [\h__\h] phenomenal dude like

2083
01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:33,120
you wouldn't even know

2084
01:22:37,510 --> 01:22:35,600
it was dear dude it's amazing

2085
01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:37,520
have you seen that show snowflakes on

2086
01:22:40,390 --> 01:22:38,880
netflix

2087
01:22:42,229 --> 01:22:40,400
oh no

2088
01:22:44,390 --> 01:22:42,239
this is kind of funny

2089
01:22:46,709 --> 01:22:44,400
it's about like these like

2090
01:22:49,030 --> 01:22:46,719
like these these millionaire families

2091
01:22:51,590 --> 01:22:49,040
with like [\h__\h] kids

2092
01:22:52,950 --> 01:22:51,600
and like their kids sign up for this

2093
01:22:55,830 --> 01:22:52,960
thing where they think they're going to

2094
01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:55,840
like a private resort to compete

2095
01:22:58,870 --> 01:22:57,120
and like

2096
01:23:01,669 --> 01:22:58,880
they end up showing up and it's just

2097
01:23:04,390 --> 01:23:01,679
like these these these two dudes

2098
01:23:05,990 --> 01:23:04,400
out in like wyoming

2099
01:23:08,629 --> 01:23:06,000
in the middle of [\h__\h] nowhere and

2100
01:23:10,950 --> 01:23:08,639
they like drop them off in this like

2101
01:23:13,430 --> 01:23:10,960
this field it's all full like mud and

2102
01:23:15,030 --> 01:23:13,440
[\h__\h] and they're all dressed all snazzy

2103
01:23:17,270 --> 01:23:15,040
and like ready to go and they got their

2104
01:23:18,709 --> 01:23:17,280
big ass suitcases

2105
01:23:19,830 --> 01:23:18,719
and then they take them and they they're

2106
01:23:21,270 --> 01:23:19,840
like all right everybody go put your

2107
01:23:22,870 --> 01:23:21,280
suitcases over there and they put them

2108
01:23:24,310 --> 01:23:22,880
on this platform and they like push it

2109
01:23:25,669 --> 01:23:24,320
out into the middle of the leg and they

2110
01:23:27,830 --> 01:23:25,679
blow it up

2111
01:23:29,830 --> 01:23:27,840
and like they make these kids sleep in

2112
01:23:31,430 --> 01:23:29,840
tents and [\h__\h] and like there's this one

2113
01:23:32,790 --> 01:23:31,440
part where like they're processing a

2114
01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:32,800
deer like they're they're cutting up a

2115
01:23:37,990 --> 01:23:35,520
deer and at first they're like [\h__\h] no i

2116
01:23:39,430 --> 01:23:38,000
ain't doing that dude but then like they

2117
01:23:41,189 --> 01:23:39,440
start to like kind of get into it and

2118
01:23:42,629 --> 01:23:41,199
they're like oh [\h__\h] because then they

2119
01:23:44,149 --> 01:23:42,639
find out like

2120
01:23:45,830 --> 01:23:44,159
dude like before they found out like

2121
01:23:47,350 --> 01:23:45,840
people just start leaving the show like

2122
01:23:49,189 --> 01:23:47,360
they're like nope [\h__\h] this i'm going

2123
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:49,199
home like they just start leaving so

2124
01:23:53,189 --> 01:23:51,120
they're dropping like flies and finally

2125
01:23:55,510 --> 01:23:53,199
they're like all right the the goal of

2126
01:23:58,390 --> 01:23:55,520
the show is that like

2127
01:24:01,430 --> 01:23:58,400
last one standing gets 50 000

2128
01:24:02,470 --> 01:24:01,440
but the deal is every person that leaves

2129
01:24:04,950 --> 01:24:02,480
we take

2130
01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:04,960
uh five thousand dollars out of the pot

2131
01:24:08,550 --> 01:24:06,719
so every time you leave that pot gets

2132
01:24:10,709 --> 01:24:08,560
lower and lower and lower

2133
01:24:13,270 --> 01:24:10,719
so you have to stay and compete to get

2134
01:24:15,430 --> 01:24:13,280
the full fifty thousand dollars so it's

2135
01:24:17,030 --> 01:24:15,440
like hold you accountable because now if

2136
01:24:19,110 --> 01:24:17,040
you leave because you don't feel like

2137
01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:19,120
doing it you're an [\h__\h]

2138
01:24:23,990 --> 01:24:20,960
because you're like making the pot go

2139
01:24:26,470 --> 01:24:24,000
down for everybody else

2140
01:24:28,870 --> 01:24:26,480
it's pretty crazy it's a funny show it's

2141
01:24:30,390 --> 01:24:28,880
annoying it's annoying at first wait

2142
01:24:33,030 --> 01:24:30,400
what is it called i gotta watch this

2143
01:24:34,149 --> 01:24:33,040
it's called snowflakes snowflakes what

2144
01:24:35,590 --> 01:24:34,159
is it on

2145
01:24:37,590 --> 01:24:35,600
netflix

2146
01:24:39,510 --> 01:24:37,600
oh my god

2147
01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:39,520
i'm watching that ex

2148
01:24:42,709 --> 01:24:40,960
right after this

2149
01:24:44,870 --> 01:24:42,719
it's kind of funny [\h__\h] that's funny so

2150
01:24:47,430 --> 01:24:44,880
do they like specifically choose dudes

2151
01:24:49,189 --> 01:24:47,440
that have never cleaned a deer before

2152
01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:49,199
oh yeah dude it's like it's like dudes

2153
01:24:53,110 --> 01:24:50,560
and girls

2154
01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:53,120
okay oh my god that's awesome yeah and

2155
01:24:57,750 --> 01:24:54,800
they show up like dude i mean they all

2156
01:25:00,390 --> 01:24:57,760
have like they're like party skirts on

2157
01:25:02,950 --> 01:25:00,400
and like you know some of the dudes like

2158
01:25:05,030 --> 01:25:02,960
they're like i just got my nails done

2159
01:25:06,870 --> 01:25:05,040
like it's crazy

2160
01:25:07,910 --> 01:25:06,880
it's crazy dude's saying they just got

2161
01:25:10,229 --> 01:25:07,920
it yeah

2162
01:25:12,149 --> 01:25:10,239
there's like this one full on there

2163
01:25:13,990 --> 01:25:12,159
they've probably never had hangnails

2164
01:25:16,470 --> 01:25:14,000
like you and i no dude never they don't

2165
01:25:19,030 --> 01:25:16,480
know the struggles

2166
01:25:19,040 --> 01:25:23,270
if you've never had a hangnail man

2167
01:25:27,910 --> 01:25:26,950
jake the snake yes probably

2168
01:25:34,470 --> 01:25:27,920
uh

2169
01:25:36,709 --> 01:25:34,480
lamb is the most gamey meat i've ever

2170
01:25:38,390 --> 01:25:36,719
had and i've only got it from grocery

2171
01:25:40,390 --> 01:25:38,400
stores i mean i've never

2172
01:25:42,629 --> 01:25:40,400
hunted in you know

2173
01:25:44,229 --> 01:25:42,639
processed to land myself

2174
01:25:46,390 --> 01:25:44,239
but i've got an i've got to think that

2175
01:25:49,030 --> 01:25:46,400
it's all the same thing it's all the way

2176
01:25:51,910 --> 01:25:49,040
that you that you treat the animal

2177
01:25:53,510 --> 01:25:51,920
uh before you harvest it

2178
01:25:54,629 --> 01:25:53,520
without going into much detail but

2179
01:25:58,310 --> 01:25:54,639
there's

2180
01:26:00,229 --> 01:25:58,320
release that they can

2181
01:26:02,550 --> 01:26:00,239
you know it stresses them out take the

2182
01:26:04,310 --> 01:26:02,560
blood and then they can that can make

2183
01:26:06,310 --> 01:26:04,320
the meat taste a lot different so if you

2184
01:26:07,750 --> 01:26:06,320
like scare the [\h__\h] out of an animal

2185
01:26:09,350 --> 01:26:07,760
right before you kill it like of course

2186
01:26:11,669 --> 01:26:09,360
it's gonna taste terrible

2187
01:26:13,669 --> 01:26:11,679
or if you if you spill bile you know

2188
01:26:16,390 --> 01:26:13,679
like

2189
01:26:18,149 --> 01:26:16,400
we could talk about that oh you know on

2190
01:26:19,990 --> 01:26:18,159
the internet but like

2191
01:26:21,350 --> 01:26:20,000
like stomach acid gets on meat it's not

2192
01:26:24,470 --> 01:26:21,360
gonna taste good

2193
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:24,480
no no you got to be careful yeah

2194
01:26:27,990 --> 01:26:25,760
so we're going to let all that stuff

2195
01:26:30,229 --> 01:26:28,000
fall out first yeah dude the first time

2196
01:26:32,790 --> 01:26:30,239
i ever did that was

2197
01:26:34,070 --> 01:26:32,800
like like honestly like two years ago

2198
01:26:38,229 --> 01:26:34,080
like i didn't do that it's like two

2199
01:26:40,390 --> 01:26:38,239
years ago it was [\h__\h] crazy bro

2200
01:26:42,070 --> 01:26:40,400
it was crazy man

2201
01:26:44,070 --> 01:26:42,080
yeah like it is

2202
01:26:47,350 --> 01:26:44,080
cleaning the deer and like having the

2203
01:26:50,229 --> 01:26:47,360
okay ben the stomach's gonna fall out be

2204
01:26:52,229 --> 01:26:50,239
prepared and i'm like oh yeah like in my

2205
01:26:55,030 --> 01:26:52,239
like nice boots like my niece church

2206
01:26:57,110 --> 01:26:55,040
boots and [\h__\h] like

2207
01:26:59,990 --> 01:26:57,120
they're leather right

2208
01:27:02,470 --> 01:27:00,000
i got made fun of so bad

2209
01:27:05,189 --> 01:27:02,480
and like literally just picture holding

2210
01:27:08,149 --> 01:27:05,199
up a pile

2211
01:27:10,550 --> 01:27:08,159
uh just a pile of noodles big noodles

2212
01:27:12,390 --> 01:27:10,560
that's that's that's it's a lot dude

2213
01:27:14,950 --> 01:27:12,400
it's a lot

2214
01:27:18,870 --> 01:27:14,960
you know i will say that it did make uh

2215
01:27:21,270 --> 01:27:18,880
watching childbirth a lot easier

2216
01:27:23,270 --> 01:27:21,280
uh yeah it's kind of it's kind of the

2217
01:27:24,149 --> 01:27:23,280
same thing it's not the same it's not

2218
01:27:26,229 --> 01:27:24,159
the same

2219
01:27:27,910 --> 01:27:26,239
but it's like just you know like it's

2220
01:27:29,430 --> 01:27:27,920
it's like real like it's just like a

2221
01:27:32,310 --> 01:27:29,440
plop of stuff that's coming out of

2222
01:27:34,550 --> 01:27:32,320
somebody's stomach of stuff

2223
01:27:36,149 --> 01:27:34,560
i'm not used to seeing that is everyone

2224
01:27:38,310 --> 01:27:36,159
okay

2225
01:27:42,629 --> 01:27:38,320
oh dude

2226
01:27:47,030 --> 01:27:45,590
wait oh the show snowflakes

2227
01:27:49,350 --> 01:27:47,040
yeah snowflakes i know you're talking

2228
01:27:51,430 --> 01:27:49,360
about childbirth no childbirth is not

2229
01:27:53,430 --> 01:27:51,440
stillbirth it's funny

2230
01:27:56,870 --> 01:27:53,440
it's not funny watch it

2231
01:27:59,990 --> 01:27:58,709
i wonder yeah like it's one of those

2232
01:28:01,830 --> 01:28:00,000
things where like people are like god

2233
01:28:03,830 --> 01:28:01,840
childbirth is so beautiful and you're

2234
01:28:11,430 --> 01:28:03,840
like

2235
01:28:16,310 --> 01:28:13,350
it's pretty gnarly dude this is pretty

2236
01:28:18,470 --> 01:28:16,320
gnarly it is beauty it is beautiful dude

2237
01:28:19,350 --> 01:28:18,480
honestly like it was a transcendent

2238
01:28:22,629 --> 01:28:19,360
moment

2239
01:28:25,590 --> 01:28:22,639
before i passed out

2240
01:28:26,709 --> 01:28:25,600
i'm kidding i did but like it was it was

2241
01:28:29,350 --> 01:28:26,719
beautiful

2242
01:28:32,629 --> 01:28:29,360
but it's gnarly as [\h__\h] done it is so

2243
01:28:34,790 --> 01:28:33,480
no way

2244
01:28:37,830 --> 01:28:34,800
[Applause]

2245
01:28:40,790 --> 01:28:37,840
i remember the the the nurse saying

2246
01:28:42,870 --> 01:28:40,800
you see that i'm like

2247
01:28:45,030 --> 01:28:42,880
yeah excuse that's the head

2248
01:28:48,310 --> 01:28:45,040
yeah

2249
01:28:51,110 --> 01:28:48,320
no no no that's your child's head

2250
01:28:52,709 --> 01:28:51,120
oh my god it was like

2251
01:28:54,629 --> 01:28:52,719
i didn't even have a choice i was like

2252
01:28:56,629 --> 01:28:54,639
immediately went to like that's the most

2253
01:28:59,030 --> 01:28:56,639
beautiful thing ever like that's [\h__\h]

2254
01:29:01,110 --> 01:28:59,040
crazy that's my kid's head what oh [\h__\h]

2255
01:29:03,510 --> 01:29:01,120
she's in the world let's do this oh dude

2256
01:29:06,629 --> 01:29:03,520
they were just standing there and i was

2257
01:29:09,030 --> 01:29:06,639
like i'm like well i'm just like like oh

2258
01:29:10,550 --> 01:29:09,040
my god and then i remember the nurse

2259
01:29:12,629 --> 01:29:10,560
being like here can you hold this and i

2260
01:29:14,070 --> 01:29:12,639
was like no i'm good

2261
01:29:16,390 --> 01:29:14,080
and i thought she was talking about like

2262
01:29:18,149 --> 01:29:16,400
something something down there

2263
01:29:20,229 --> 01:29:18,159
and she was like no no hold this blanket

2264
01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:20,239
i was like oh [\h__\h] yeah

2265
01:29:23,830 --> 01:29:22,000
by all means

2266
01:29:25,510 --> 01:29:23,840
let me fill my hands with as much other

2267
01:29:27,910 --> 01:29:25,520
[\h__\h] as possible so nobody asked me to

2268
01:29:30,070 --> 01:29:27,920
touch any i'm scared right now i'm

2269
01:29:31,189 --> 01:29:30,080
scared i don't know what to do

2270
01:29:33,189 --> 01:29:31,199
they really want to cut it and i was

2271
01:29:33,990 --> 01:29:33,199
like all right here we go

2272
01:29:35,350 --> 01:29:34,000
oh

2273
01:29:38,550 --> 01:29:35,360
did your belly button hurt a little bit

2274
01:29:40,870 --> 01:29:38,560
when you cut it absolutely yes my belly

2275
01:29:42,709 --> 01:29:40,880
wouldn't hurt when i cut it so dude when

2276
01:29:44,709 --> 01:29:42,719
they handed me the scissors it was it

2277
01:29:45,990 --> 01:29:44,719
was no question about it i was like yep

2278
01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:46,000
give me those scissors and they were

2279
01:29:50,390 --> 01:29:48,560
like you gotta cut hard now it's it's

2280
01:29:52,709 --> 01:29:50,400
more it's more it's not like a fruit

2281
01:29:54,870 --> 01:29:52,719
roll-up it's more like a ligament

2282
01:29:57,110 --> 01:29:54,880
like a ligament

2283
01:29:59,990 --> 01:29:57,120
and like i just [\h__\h]

2284
01:30:01,590 --> 01:30:00,000
clamp down on it dude it is it's tough

2285
01:30:02,629 --> 01:30:01,600
dude yeah well because yeah i did the

2286
01:30:04,709 --> 01:30:02,639
same thing because i wanted to make sure

2287
01:30:06,790 --> 01:30:04,719
i didn't have to keep cutting it yeah i

2288
01:30:11,510 --> 01:30:06,800
didn't want to do it twice dude

2289
01:30:15,830 --> 01:30:14,070
it was wild man it's a crazy experience

2290
01:30:17,510 --> 01:30:15,840
[\h__\h] crazy dude

2291
01:30:20,790 --> 01:30:17,520
reminds me of this time i was down on

2292
01:30:22,790 --> 01:30:20,800
route 66 right back at 78 dude me and

2293
01:30:24,550 --> 01:30:22,800
these guys

2294
01:30:28,390 --> 01:30:24,560
i mean my old lady

2295
01:30:32,709 --> 01:30:30,709
oh yeah man hey this is a this is this

2296
01:30:34,870 --> 01:30:32,719
is a good episode man this is fun

2297
01:30:37,110 --> 01:30:34,880
little a little a little slow getting

2298
01:30:38,950 --> 01:30:37,120
back into the into the swing of things

2299
01:30:41,110 --> 01:30:38,960
man you know you still got the still got

2300
01:30:42,149 --> 01:30:41,120
the the covet brain

2301
01:30:48,149 --> 01:30:42,159
yeah

2302
01:30:49,990 --> 01:30:48,159
combos about time travel

2303
01:30:52,709 --> 01:30:50,000
some uh some

2304
01:30:54,310 --> 01:30:52,719
some existential

2305
01:30:56,629 --> 01:30:54,320
realizations

2306
01:30:59,510 --> 01:30:56,639
about relationships about

2307
01:31:01,510 --> 01:30:59,520
about past future present about

2308
01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:01,520
loved ones about

2309
01:31:09,229 --> 01:31:05,760
uh voting for uh schmigmill on

2310
01:31:12,149 --> 01:31:09,239
uh november 3rd bears

2311
01:31:15,110 --> 01:31:12,159
bears.com and you will you will vote for

2312
01:31:16,950 --> 01:31:15,120
bears.com and everybody

2313
01:31:19,669 --> 01:31:16,960
it's early voting

2314
01:31:21,110 --> 01:31:19,679
and and sometimes you will vote for

2315
01:31:22,390 --> 01:31:21,120
what are you talking about i don't

2316
01:31:24,229 --> 01:31:22,400
honestly i'm just trying not to make

2317
01:31:25,990 --> 01:31:24,239
sense at all

2318
01:31:27,990 --> 01:31:26,000
you're doing a good job i was like [\h__\h]

2319
01:31:30,550 --> 01:31:28,000
i like missed the beginning a little bit

2320
01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:30,560
and i was like wait where is this even

2321
01:31:34,390 --> 01:31:31,760
going

2322
01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:34,400
and you will

2323
01:31:40,950 --> 01:31:37,760
ah okay cool yeah dude evan said is this

2324
01:31:46,229 --> 01:31:42,870
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah we're

2325
01:31:48,550 --> 01:31:46,239
professionals one says 100 says it up in

2326
01:31:51,189 --> 01:31:48,560
the left-hand corner live

2327
01:31:52,709 --> 01:31:51,199
yeah i think only us can see that

2328
01:31:54,310 --> 01:31:52,719
oh

2329
01:31:56,149 --> 01:31:54,320
well are you

2330
01:31:58,149 --> 01:31:56,159
what maybe you're not well if you're

2331
01:32:00,950 --> 01:31:58,159
watching me right now it's gotta be live

2332
01:32:03,270 --> 01:32:00,960
right i'm watching you dude i'm watching

2333
01:32:06,149 --> 01:32:03,280
you dude you're live bro and you have a

2334
01:32:10,830 --> 01:32:06,159
tiny hat on it it's so fun

2335
01:32:13,669 --> 01:32:12,709
perfect oh

2336
01:32:15,270 --> 01:32:13,679
[\h__\h]

2337
01:32:17,910 --> 01:32:15,280
you did a good job man you did a good

2338
01:32:19,830 --> 01:32:17,920
job with my tiny hat hey dude it was all

2339
01:32:21,910 --> 01:32:19,840
it's a team effort

2340
01:32:23,590 --> 01:32:21,920
hell yeah oh yeah

2341
01:32:26,390 --> 01:32:23,600
all right man

2342
01:32:29,030 --> 01:32:26,400
uh all right dude well in closing what

2343
01:32:31,990 --> 01:32:29,040
else let's uh oh uh let's do some promo

2344
01:32:34,070 --> 01:32:32,000
stuff just so people so we can be legit

2345
01:32:36,149 --> 01:32:34,080
and talk about our

2346
01:32:39,350 --> 01:32:36,159
website and hey we're gonna be out at

2347
01:32:41,270 --> 01:32:39,360
mystic quarries in november oh thank you

2348
01:32:44,790 --> 01:32:41,280
yes joe

2349
01:32:47,990 --> 01:32:47,270
dude if you guys want to come hang out

2350
01:32:49,910 --> 01:32:48,000
so

2351
01:32:53,430 --> 01:32:49,920
a little context about us guys if you're

2352
01:32:56,310 --> 01:32:53,440
new we are the ufo garage podcast my

2353
01:32:59,830 --> 01:32:56,320
name is ben and i'm joe yes and this is

2354
01:33:01,669 --> 01:32:59,840
where we talk about ufos aliens and all

2355
01:33:04,390 --> 01:33:01,679
things all things weird it's a podcast

2356
01:33:07,350 --> 01:33:04,400
there's two guys we host a youtube show

2357
01:33:10,870 --> 01:33:07,360
where we do live shows and then use that

2358
01:33:12,550 --> 01:33:10,880
audio to upload to our podcast which

2359
01:33:15,830 --> 01:33:12,560
we've done in the podcast for much

2360
01:33:18,149 --> 01:33:15,840
longer we started in 2019

2361
01:33:21,189 --> 01:33:18,159
just us just a couple of dudes talking

2362
01:33:23,270 --> 01:33:21,199
about aliens and [\h__\h] and then the world

2363
01:33:27,270 --> 01:33:23,280
realized that there were aliens and now

2364
01:33:29,669 --> 01:33:27,280
we do a ufo show on youtube as well

2365
01:33:31,669 --> 01:33:29,679
and we uh we have t-shirts we have a

2366
01:33:33,669 --> 01:33:31,679
website and we have t-shirts with our

2367
01:33:35,030 --> 01:33:33,679
logo on it one of them says doctor

2368
01:33:36,629 --> 01:33:35,040
scientist

2369
01:33:39,430 --> 01:33:36,639
and that's [\h__\h]

2370
01:33:41,590 --> 01:33:39,440
chill it always uh lends credibility you

2371
01:33:44,550 --> 01:33:41,600
know yeah

2372
01:33:49,189 --> 01:33:44,560
uh okay joe back to you about the the

2373
01:33:51,350 --> 01:33:49,199
ufo garage family reunion 2022

2374
01:33:52,870 --> 01:33:51,360
november 4th or the 6th dude it's coming

2375
01:33:58,149 --> 01:33:52,880
up

2376
01:34:01,990 --> 01:33:58,159
excited about it i don't know about you

2377
01:34:05,030 --> 01:34:02,000
but i like camping under the stars

2378
01:34:07,830 --> 01:34:05,040
especially in mystic quarries especially

2379
01:34:09,910 --> 01:34:07,840
if mystic esquery says

2380
01:34:11,830 --> 01:34:09,920
it's time to get the family together

2381
01:34:14,550 --> 01:34:11,840
we've been talking about this for far

2382
01:34:16,149 --> 01:34:14,560
too long far too long hold on real quick

2383
01:34:17,669 --> 01:34:16,159
evan walters i just want to say thank

2384
01:34:20,790 --> 01:34:17,679
you very much man for liking and

2385
01:34:22,870 --> 01:34:20,800
subscribing uh welcome over to the

2386
01:34:24,870 --> 01:34:22,880
garage man i hope you enjoy i don't know

2387
01:34:27,189 --> 01:34:24,880
if you've ever seen the show before but

2388
01:34:29,110 --> 01:34:27,199
uh if it popped up uh after watching an

2389
01:34:33,189 --> 01:34:29,120
sor that's that's pretty cool man so

2390
01:34:35,510 --> 01:34:33,199
welcome hey hell yeah dudes in our warm

2391
01:34:37,030 --> 01:34:35,520
regards to dave david

2392
01:34:38,229 --> 01:34:37,040
uh thanks for coming over and hanging

2393
01:34:39,430 --> 01:34:38,239
out dude

2394
01:34:42,550 --> 01:34:39,440
good stuff

2395
01:34:45,830 --> 01:34:42,560
mystic quarry mystic or is it missed

2396
01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:45,840
missed dick quarry uh and then and then

2397
01:34:50,550 --> 01:34:47,760
it's uh we've been talking about this

2398
01:34:55,430 --> 01:34:50,560
for fart too long a family-friendly

2399
01:34:59,830 --> 01:34:57,350
come chill with joe i mean everything

2400
01:35:02,310 --> 01:34:59,840
about us is like [\h__\h] we're saying it

2401
01:35:05,590 --> 01:35:04,149
we just get so many comments and like

2402
01:35:08,229 --> 01:35:05,600
messi's just like hey what are you guys

2403
01:35:11,030 --> 01:35:08,239
like doing like would you just like what

2404
01:35:15,750 --> 01:35:11,040
is this a show about something like

2405
01:35:18,629 --> 01:35:15,760
[\h__\h] yes it's like in the

2406
01:35:21,910 --> 01:35:18,639
it's a garage full of ufos

2407
01:35:23,910 --> 01:35:21,920
dude and these two fools right here

2408
01:35:26,790 --> 01:35:23,920
come chill with joe and ben and big

2409
01:35:30,070 --> 01:35:26,800
willy and our families for a glamping

2410
01:35:32,229 --> 01:35:30,080
trip have an rv bring it

2411
01:35:33,910 --> 01:35:32,239
or a tent bring it

2412
01:35:35,430 --> 01:35:33,920
or rent a badass tiny house there's

2413
01:35:36,950 --> 01:35:35,440
places you can rent you could you don't

2414
01:35:39,189 --> 01:35:36,960
have to bring [\h__\h] you could just like

2415
01:35:40,550 --> 01:35:39,199
rent a house a little tiny house it's

2416
01:35:42,070 --> 01:35:40,560
dope

2417
01:35:44,070 --> 01:35:42,080
um and you can find that on ufo

2418
01:35:46,070 --> 01:35:44,080
garagepodcast.com

2419
01:35:47,669 --> 01:35:46,080
talk uh we could find out all about the

2420
01:35:53,910 --> 01:35:47,679
accommodation

2421
01:35:55,350 --> 01:35:53,920
and cinnamon terry

2422
01:35:56,870 --> 01:35:55,360
will be there is cinnamon terry actually

2423
01:35:59,590 --> 01:35:56,880
coming dude i think he's going to be

2424
01:36:00,470 --> 01:35:59,600
bringing his bongos [\h__\h] yeah dude oh

2425
01:36:03,189 --> 01:36:00,480
yeah

2426
01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:03,199
there's going to be uh

2427
01:36:08,870 --> 01:36:05,520
in no particular order activities

2428
01:36:11,830 --> 01:36:08,880
bonfire hiking stargazing ufo searching

2429
01:36:14,229 --> 01:36:11,840
barbecue

2430
01:36:17,590 --> 01:36:14,239
movie screening spooky ghost abduction

2431
01:36:19,189 --> 01:36:17,600
stories we're going to tell stories

2432
01:36:22,390 --> 01:36:19,199
play play with doggos we're going to

2433
01:36:24,629 --> 01:36:22,400
bring our dogs joe has two corgis i have

2434
01:36:27,189 --> 01:36:24,639
a gsp

2435
01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:27,199
and a jess uh needs to get on this uh

2436
01:36:32,070 --> 01:36:29,760
you uh maybe jess and and amanda would

2437
01:36:35,189 --> 01:36:32,080
love i think i think they can come up

2438
01:36:38,310 --> 01:36:35,199
with a dope scavenger hunt yeah it'd be

2439
01:36:40,950 --> 01:36:38,320
so fun it'd be cool

2440
01:36:42,470 --> 01:36:40,960
uh win literally when

2441
01:36:45,270 --> 01:36:42,480
everybody's like when's your thing yeah

2442
01:36:49,189 --> 01:36:45,280
just it's on our [\h__\h] website when

2443
01:36:51,109 --> 01:36:49,199
november 4th through the 6th

2444
01:36:53,510 --> 01:36:51,119
where it's in texas

2445
01:36:57,669 --> 01:36:53,520
canyon lake texas

2446
01:36:59,830 --> 01:36:57,679
mystic missed dick quarry

2447
01:37:01,030 --> 01:36:59,840
um no dude i think it's i think it's

2448
01:37:07,990 --> 01:37:01,040
mystic

2449
01:37:10,149 --> 01:37:08,000
i think you might be pronouncing it

2450
01:37:13,510 --> 01:37:10,159
wrong i think i think i am

2451
01:37:15,030 --> 01:37:13,520
look at that view i mean you know

2452
01:37:20,629 --> 01:37:15,040
if only your eyes could see in long

2453
01:37:25,590 --> 01:37:23,830
that's so misleading yeah

2454
01:37:28,229 --> 01:37:25,600
you could shoot this photo

2455
01:37:30,870 --> 01:37:28,239
like pretty much anywhere

2456
01:37:33,109 --> 01:37:30,880
yeah yeah like damn i wish it looked

2457
01:37:34,790 --> 01:37:33,119
that cool if you had the right ones if

2458
01:37:37,350 --> 01:37:34,800
you had the right camera equipment you

2459
01:37:38,550 --> 01:37:37,360
could take this exact photo like [\h__\h]

2460
01:37:40,229 --> 01:37:38,560
anywhere dude

2461
01:37:42,790 --> 01:37:40,239
that's so funny

2462
01:37:45,750 --> 01:37:42,800
uh but it it's a great view it is it is

2463
01:37:48,709 --> 01:37:45,760
uh the moon will be on a waxing or

2464
01:37:50,790 --> 01:37:48,719
waning uh do you remember

2465
01:37:52,709 --> 01:37:50,800
it's not gonna be it's not gonna be dark

2466
01:37:54,629 --> 01:37:52,719
but you know we'll still we'll still

2467
01:37:56,229 --> 01:37:54,639
we'll see some stars and he's gonna be a

2468
01:37:58,470 --> 01:37:56,239
full moon dude

2469
01:38:00,070 --> 01:37:58,480
god damn it

2470
01:38:03,750 --> 01:38:00,080
we should have checked that

2471
01:38:06,550 --> 01:38:03,760
it's like a half it's like a half moon

2472
01:38:08,870 --> 01:38:06,560
all right well the other half will be us

2473
01:38:11,189 --> 01:38:08,880
uh telling stories about ufos and maybe

2474
01:38:13,109 --> 01:38:11,199
we'll see some spooky [\h__\h] you know

2475
01:38:14,629 --> 01:38:13,119
if you get enough people together in one

2476
01:38:16,470 --> 01:38:14,639
place

2477
01:38:17,750 --> 01:38:16,480
that are all in the same vibe same

2478
01:38:21,030 --> 01:38:17,760
wavelength

2479
01:38:24,229 --> 01:38:22,950
magic happens magic happens you know

2480
01:38:26,950 --> 01:38:24,239
what i'm saying mr gray all wants to

2481
01:38:29,669 --> 01:38:26,960
know will there be chicks and booze

2482
01:38:31,030 --> 01:38:29,679
mr grey owl

2483
01:38:32,470 --> 01:38:31,040
dude

2484
01:38:34,629 --> 01:38:32,480
of course

2485
01:38:35,830 --> 01:38:34,639
if you are there chicks will chicks will

2486
01:38:41,510 --> 01:38:35,840
be there

2487
01:38:43,910 --> 01:38:41,520
and barbecue and barbecue

2488
01:38:44,870 --> 01:38:43,920
dude i might bring my traeger

2489
01:38:48,790 --> 01:38:44,880
oh

2490
01:38:53,990 --> 01:38:50,870
so we could actually like i could i

2491
01:38:56,790 --> 01:38:54,000
could bring it it'll be purty oh oh

2492
01:38:58,790 --> 01:38:56,800
that'll be party dude

2493
01:39:00,870 --> 01:38:58,800
i think we'd do a couple briskets man

2494
01:39:02,310 --> 01:39:00,880
i'll tell you what evan wants to know if

2495
01:39:05,030 --> 01:39:02,320
we get abducted while we're there does

2496
01:39:08,470 --> 01:39:05,040
the campsite insurance cover that

2497
01:39:09,669 --> 01:39:08,480
uh yes only up uh

2498
01:39:17,270 --> 01:39:09,679
to

2499
01:39:20,149 --> 01:39:17,280
it's a gap um it's if you like the gap

2500
01:39:22,550 --> 01:39:20,159
it's it's a shopping spree at gap uh

2501
01:39:23,990 --> 01:39:22,560
that's it's up to fifty dollars

2502
01:39:26,149 --> 01:39:24,000
um

2503
01:39:29,030 --> 01:39:26,159
and it's it's only for like two days

2504
01:39:31,430 --> 01:39:29,040
it's like a very specific time free uh

2505
01:39:34,149 --> 01:39:31,440
time span it's like two days

2506
01:39:35,830 --> 01:39:34,159
like but like uh open hours so like

2507
01:39:37,109 --> 01:39:35,840
they're open at like ten

2508
01:39:41,189 --> 01:39:37,119
to like five

2509
01:39:45,830 --> 01:39:42,870
so it's not like a full two days was

2510
01:39:49,270 --> 01:39:45,840
like two full working days at the gap at

2511
01:39:52,830 --> 01:39:49,280
select stores come on down divine pines

2512
01:39:56,149 --> 01:39:52,840
do it man come hang out with us

2513
01:39:58,310 --> 01:39:56,159
yeah hell yeah

2514
01:40:01,270 --> 01:39:58,320
uh you know would be awesome if uh champ

2515
01:40:04,310 --> 01:40:01,280
came you know champ

2516
01:40:07,669 --> 01:40:04,320
and enzo you're dude you are a uh a

2517
01:40:08,709 --> 01:40:07,679
world traveler dude you you uh you have

2518
01:40:10,229 --> 01:40:08,719
uh

2519
01:40:11,990 --> 01:40:10,239
how many miles under your belt after

2520
01:40:13,750 --> 01:40:12,000
going to vegas i don't know maybe maybe

2521
01:40:15,590 --> 01:40:13,760
it's too much to ask in one year to come

2522
01:40:17,430 --> 01:40:15,600
hang out with us

2523
01:40:19,350 --> 01:40:17,440
for twice in one year but it would be

2524
01:40:21,109 --> 01:40:19,360
awesome to see you

2525
01:40:22,709 --> 01:40:21,119
yeah it'll be cool

2526
01:40:24,310 --> 01:40:22,719
it's gonna be a lot of fun

2527
01:40:26,950 --> 01:40:24,320
hell yeah man

2528
01:40:29,109 --> 01:40:26,960
and oh what are we gonna do

2529
01:40:30,709 --> 01:40:29,119
maybe screen uh

2530
01:40:32,990 --> 01:40:30,719
some footage from

2531
01:40:34,790 --> 01:40:33,000
the documentary oh yeah yeah

2532
01:40:36,310 --> 01:40:34,800
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2533
01:40:39,669 --> 01:40:36,320
we'll screen a little footage from the

2534
01:40:41,350 --> 01:40:39,679
documentary and then when they will

2535
01:40:43,109 --> 01:40:41,360
and then we're gonna watch uh they will

2536
01:40:45,030 --> 01:40:43,119
watch a cool movie

2537
01:40:47,669 --> 01:40:45,040
hell yeah we don't know what movie it is

2538
01:40:48,830 --> 01:40:47,679
but we we will watch it battery's not

2539
01:40:52,310 --> 01:40:48,840
included

2540
01:40:53,350 --> 01:40:52,320
dude [\h__\h] love that movie let's watch

2541
01:40:56,070 --> 01:40:53,360
it

2542
01:40:58,149 --> 01:40:56,080
hell yeah all right so

2543
01:41:01,669 --> 01:40:58,159
hell yeah all right dude

2544
01:41:03,109 --> 01:41:01,679
all right uh dude that was fun man

2545
01:41:06,790 --> 01:41:03,119
everybody watching thank you all for

2546
01:41:08,950 --> 01:41:06,800
hanging out with us tonight we love you

2547
01:41:10,950 --> 01:41:08,960
come back next week

2548
01:41:13,669 --> 01:41:10,960
yo come on back now you here come on

2549
01:41:15,350 --> 01:41:13,679
back now you here come on

2550
01:41:18,550 --> 01:41:15,360
piggy

2551
01:41:24,390 --> 01:41:21,830
all right guys well hey man

2552
01:41:26,390 --> 01:41:24,400
this this has been another episode of

2553
01:41:29,570 --> 01:41:26,400
ufo garage

2554
01:41:33,350 --> 01:41:29,580
we'll talk to y'all next time man peace

2555
01:41:34,790 --> 01:41:33,360
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